Bangkok Blackout Blame Game

(Verse 1)

Woke up face down in a tuk-tuk, engine still running slow

My head's a drum kit, banging out a frantic solo.

Alan's got a monkey, Stu's got a new tattoo

This ain't Vegas, this is Bangkok, what are we gonna do?

(Chorus)

Bangkok Blackout Blame Game, who took the elephant home?

Lost our memories, scattered, feeling so alone.

Another "Worst Hangover Ever," the secret that it keeps.

Stumbling through the city, buried in the deep.

(Verse 2)

Phil's got a missing eyebrow, Stu's got a prayer bead

Alan thinks he joined a cult, planting a questionable seed.

Wallet's gone, phone's cracked, keys are nowhere near

This ain't just bad decisions, fueled by primal fear.

(Chorus)

Bangkok Blackout Blame Game, who took the elephant home?

Lost our memories, scattered, feeling so alone.

Another "Worst Hangover Ever," the secret that it keeps.

Stumbling through the city, buried in the deep.

(Bridge)

Locals are laughing, pointing at our disheveled crew

Whispering "Farang madmen," what are we gonna do?

Remembered a bar with a stage, and flashing lights

A band like us, raging through Bangkok nights.

(Chorus)

Bangkok Blackout Blame Game, who took the elephant home?

Lost our memories, scattered, feeling so alone.

Another "Worst Hangover Ever," the secret that it keeps.

Stumbling through the city, buried in the deep.

(Outro)

"Never gonna drink again!" (Yeah, right, we all know that's a lie)

Until the next bachelor party, beneath a different sky.

The Offspring's "Smash" still ringing, in our aching, fractured minds

This Bangkok Blackout Blame Game, the worst of all mankind.