Shadow Crown (Shikamaru)

Yo… ain't no playbook for this sht.

From naps in the grass to runnin' this village—

Shadow stitched, minds flipped, strategy savage.

I'm the one they call when sht gets unmanageable.

They said, “Too lazy,” but now I'm the Ho-Kah-Gay,

Pulled from the back row to carry the whole f**kin' weight.

Still puffin' clouds, eyes half-lid,

But I see through ops before they make a goddamn bid.

Naruto gone, now the village lookin’ to me,

Plan A to Z, I calculate every casualty.

Chess piece king but I still move like a knight,

Quick step, no sweat, whole war won overnight.

Shadow Crown on my dome, heavy like sin,

But I bear it with a scowl, draggin' every win.

No flashy Jutsu, no tailed beast glow,

Just a mind so sharp, I cut fate in a row.

From "What a drag" to draggin' corpses off field,

I’m the plan in motion, I’m the unseen steel.

Shadow Crown on, now I'm king of this game,

One thought, one nod—your whole squad in flames.

I buried Asuma, lit that cig like a vow,

Now I light the fire in Konoha, protect what he proud.

Temari by my side, son in my arms,

Still got time to dismantle a nation with charm.

You punch, I think. You scream, I sink

Into silence, while my shadow strangles your whole f**kin’ link.

I advised the best, now I stand where they stood,

Ho-Kah-Gay wit’ a strategy sharper than blades or blood.

They ain't see me comin’, but I always saw them,

Made pain a blueprint, turned loss into zen.

Not the loudest voice, but I’m the final word,

Move silent, strike fast—like a death unheard.

Sasuke vanished, Naruto gone,

Guess I’m the last grown-up holdin' the f**kin’ throne.

But I don’t flex it, I finesse it,

Run the Leaf with a scroll and a death wish.

Shadow Crown on my dome, heavy like sin,

But I bear it with a scowl, draggin' every win.

No flashy Jutsu, no tailed beast glow,

Just a mind so sharp, I cut fate in a row.

From "What a drag" to draggin' corpses off field,

I’m the plan in motion, I’m the unseen steel.

Shadow Crown on, now I'm king of this game,

One thought, one nod—your whole squad in flames.

A genius born in shadows, now castin’ my own,

This crown’s a burden, but f**k it—I’ve grown.

Call me lazy, fine, but don’t call me weak,

I'm the calm in the storm, the silence that speaks.