Sin of Sorcery (Dark Schneider’s Gospel)

I’m the spell-slingin' sex god, the bastard messiah,

Dark Shnīder — birthright of fire.

Wanna cage me? You better cage the storm,

I nut magic and reshape form.

I’m the dragon tamer, the priest slayer,

Your queen moans my name in her demon prayer.

I kiss death and then tongue resurrection,

Melt steel down with a single erection.

Holy swords? I snort that shit.

Saints and demons? Both ride my dick.

I summon hell while I sip on wine,

And drop incantations that bend through time.

Resurrected from a virgin's kiss,

Now I’m back and pissed — apocalypse bliss.

You think I’m evil? Bitch, I invented sin,

I carved my throne in a succubus grin.

Heaven fears what my hands create,

I fuck fate raw while I detonate.

Armageddon sleeps inside my coat,

One spell spoken — angels choke.

Bow to the Bastard — I ain't no knight,

I bend black suns and fuck divine light.

No chains, no gods, no mortal shame —

Just Shnīder’s gospel and hell to reign.

I tore through kingdoms, left ‘em cum-stained,

Wizards weep at the power I’ve gained.

My will’s a nuke — my heart’s a flare,

I breathe pure sin and enchant despair.

Loo-shen? That bitch is my child disguise,

I unzip his soul when it’s time to rise.

Death-roy! Explosions kiss my name,

Every spell I drop’s a goddamn flame.

Magic circles? I piss those fast,

No scroll, no chant — just raw, badass.

Archangels flinch when my aura spreads,

And your mom dreams of my thousand heads.

I got a sword for slayin’ and one for foreplay,

Grip ‘em both tight and I wreck your whole day.

Legend of lust and arcane lore,

Dark Shnīder — the slutty warlord of gore.

Bow to the Bastard — I ain't no knight,

I bend black suns and fuck divine light.

No chains, no gods, no mortal shame —

Just Shnīder’s gospel and hell to reign.

Armies kneel where my shadow drops,

I cum on crowns, then make ‘em pop.

I’m the curse in your church, the sin in your psalm,

The flame that fucks your sacred calm.

So etch my name in cum and flame,

Dark Shnīder — remember the name.

No hero, no savior, no knightly code,

Just chaos incarnate in overload.