[Intro, Sleigh bells + 808 drop]
Jingle bells… nah, baby, gimme hell
Under the mistletoe, we raise some spells
This ain’t no silent night
We gettin’ loud and dressed in tights
[Verse 1, Sassy flow]
I slid down his chimney at midnight sharp
Red lace on, lips candy tart
He said “Santa who?” — I said “Me now”
Tied him in tinsel, showed him how
Stockings on fire, cookies undone
Naughty list? I’m number one
Eggnog drippin’, hips go swirl
It’s a Dirty Christmas, baby girl
[Chorus, Sleazy bounce beat]
It’s a dirty Christmas, unwrap me slow
Santa ain’t comin’ — but I will though
Milk and cookies, yeah I brought the cream
Deck the halls with moans and steam
Candy cane lips, no holy night
Just cuffs and cuffs and candlelight
Dirty Christmas, no regrets
I came to slay in fishnet sweats
[Verse 2, Slow grind delivery]
He kissin’ like he tryna pray
But this elf don’t play that way
Tinsel whips and peppermint bites
Freaky games in festive lights
He begged for peace, I gave him war
On all fours on that marble floor
Reindeer watchin’ through the glass
Sleigh bell bounce — now tap that ass
[Bridge, Whisper vocals + trap bells]
(Ho, ho, ho — say it slow)
(Merry freakin’ Christmas, baby, let it snow)
One more gift, unwrap with teeth
Red bow tied just underneath
[Chorus, Final drop, doubled vocals]
It’s a dirty Christmas, unwrap me slow
Santa ain’t comin’ — but I will though
Milk and cookies, yeah I brought the cream
Deck the halls with moans and steam
Candy cane lips, no holy night
Just cuffs and cuffs and candlelight
Dirty Christmas, no regrets
I came to slay in fishnet sweats
[Outro, Fade out with bells]
Mistle-blown…
Frosty moans…
Oh baby, it’s cold outside — come get owned
Dashxxvibes
