Do feel honored or do I feel dumb
Because everyone else around here thinks I’m stupid
So I smoke this cigarette so that die slowly
Slowly
I speak to myself like my worst enemy
But even he talks better about me than me
So I’ll drink this last beer and drive home really fast
Until that I’m lying on the floor
I made it home so I’m sitting here just crying on the couch
So I pass out here and wake up tomorrow regretting everything
I think I’ll start going to church and helping out the poor
[Final Chorus]
To start feeling better is my goal
So I’ll cut my hair and shave my beard
Till I’m happy with who I am.
Do I feel honored or do I feel dumb
Because everyone else around here thinks I’m stupid