[Verse 1]Woke up this morning and everything was great the sun was brightly shining and hot breakfast on a plate, my energy was contagious ready for the tasks of beautiful day, no nothing not nothing will get in my way.
I sat on the sofa not even dressed for the day no children were screaming and off work today. I turned on the TV changed the chanel to news , when all of a sudden in my brain something set it askew. I had to open my wallet to make sure it was true I pulled out my card it left me confused .
[Bridge] I see my face and my birthdate in winter year 72 my government number and my home address too even the expiration doesn't need to be renewed.
[Chorus] DMV! And a real I D! My identification doesn't identify me! DMV! And a real I D! Bring 50 dollars to pay to identify you. DMV! DMV! Thank America's stars now I can identify me, real I D!
[Verse 2] great now I gotta get up and go spend 43 hours waiting to talk to some old boring shrew , who will probably tell me the papers I brought aren't good enough for my identity too, I'll have to then leave and go back to the house and grab a damn bill see looks its me
Since it's 430 this place will soon close by the time I get back the building is closed , so yes now tomorrow what wonderful news I get to spend it with that old hag at the DMV too
[Bridge 2] why since my birth year 72 all this damn time my id worked perfectly through airports and road rage courts and disease but all of this time the government was unable to identify you!
[Chorus] DMV! And a real I D! My identification doesn't identify me! DMV! And a real I D! Bring 50 dollars to pay to identify you. DMV! DMV! Thank America's stars now I can identify me, real I D!
Thanks to my leaders God bless America too now that I know my identity I can bleed red white and blue
DMV found my identity mine was a lie , a real I D how they found mine, hurry with you 50 dollars in hand run to the DMV too get the new card a better identity and necessary of you!
