We’re opposites

Times are rough and that’s why you have to stay tough

If you give up, you just fall down to the ground

Face against the floor like a bloodhound

Crying like a baby don’t get you far

You mize well give up and go to the bar

Get drunk. Get slam dunked

Wined up in somebody’s trunk

Uh-oh. Bottom of the pit.

You flunked

Wise up

Lay back

Guard up

I’m about to attack

Relax

Sit down

You’re gone

I’m still around

You left

I stayed

You didn’t listen

And I obeyed

I’m good

You’re bad

I’m happy

And you’re always sad

I changed

And you just stayed the same

I’m smart

You’re not

You stay home

And I get around alot

I buy

You don’t

Check comes

I offer to pay and you won’t

I’m big

You’re small

I like Spring

And you like the Fall

I’m rich

You’re poor

Thats why I kicked your ass out the door

Times are rough and that’s why you have to stay tough

If you give up, you just fall down to the ground

Face against the floor like a bloodhound

Crying like a baby don’t get you far

You mize well give up and go to the bar

Get drunk. Get slam dunked

Wined up in somebody’s trunk

Uh-oh. Bottom of the pit.

You flunked

You’re fake

I’m real

I have good friends

And yours always steal

You’re a mess

I’m high maintenance

You frustrate me to the point I have no patience

You like mommy

I like daddy

You’re uninvited because you drove me batty

I rock

You suck

You care

And I don’t give a fuck

I like powdered protein

And you like nuts

I like titties and girls with nice butts

You’re soft hearted with a good will

I’m not because I like to steal

I like video games

You like bikes

I stayed straight

And you turned into a dyke

I’m right

You’re wrong

You’re weak

And I’m very strong

I kick ass

You cry teers

You’re afraid

And I have no fears

I just got started

You’re done

You failed

And I just won

I’m first

You’re second

You’re no one

Where I am a legend

You’re slow

I’m fast

I talk about the future

And you talk about the past

I’m done

Song over

You’re unlucky like dirt

And I’m as lucky as a four-leaf clover

Times are rough and that’s why you have to stay tough

If you give up, you just fall down to the ground

Face against the floor like a bloodhound

Crying like a baby don’t get you far

You mize well give up and go to the bar

Get drunk. Get slam dunked

Wined up in somebody’s trunk

Uh-oh. Bottom of the pit.

You flunked