[Intro – smoky horn run + vinyl crackle + playful whisper]
Ladies and gentlemen…
Hold your breath.
Your favorite disaster is back.
[Verse 1 – swagger swing drums + mischievous bass pops]
Curtains rise, and the crowd leans in
Silver cane taps with a devilish spin
Gloves snap tight—oh, the tension’s sweet
I’m the headline chaos marching on your street
Watch your doubts melt like sugar on flame
I twist reality, darling, I own the game
Flash of light—now your sanity’s bent
I’m the kind of trouble heaven never sent
[Pre-Chorus – brass hits + vocal chops “hah! hey!”]
Thought you mastered the madness? Cute.
But I flip the script in a crimson suit
[Chorus – massive brass drop + gang shout “MENACE! MENACE!”]
Got a trick in my pocket, baby, blink and you’ll scream
Once I crack the stage open, I hijack your dream
Boom-boom—shockwaves when I step on the scene
I’m wonder, I’m wicked, I’m evergreen
Say it proud now—marvelous, wild, supreme
I’m the menace, menace, menace of your dreams!
[Verse 2 – horn flourishes + spiraling bass wobble]
Oh, those tiny illusions? I shattered them twice
Let me upgrade the mayhem—chaos on ice
Confetti storms with a snap of my ring
Crowds erupt as I puppeteer everything
Your hesitation’s tasty, makes my ego glow
I spin it into thunder, watch the sparks overflow
You think that you’ve caught me? Oh sweetheart, please
I’m the phantom encore riding every breeze
[Pre-Chorus – faster swing + glitch-cut ad-libs]
Seen enough? Darling, you’ve barely begun
I’m the fuse and the fire—run, run, run
[Chorus – filthier big-band bass + chant “MENACE! MENACE!”]
Got a trick in my pocket, baby, blink and you’ll scream
Turn the whole world upside-down mid-scene
Boom-boom—hearts buckle when I reign supreme
I’m wonder, I’m wicked, I’m evergreen
Say it louder—marvelous, wild, extreme
I’m the menace, menace, menace of your dreams!
[Bridge – slow, sultry, almost spoken + smoky trumpets]
Try to cage me?
I slip through the bars like perfume in a room…
Darling, I vanish,
Just to haunt you from the rafters.
[Final Chorus – double-time explosion + full big-band chaos]
A trick in my pocket and I’m slicing the sky
Every star bows down when I waltz by
Marvelous menace forever—don’t ask why
The stage ignites, the world unites—BOOM, goodbye!
[Outro – fading horn trill + echoing sly laugh]
Encore?
Don’t worry…
I always return.
