Well, I woke up this morning, heard a rumble and a roar
My baby’s feeling cranky, she’s a-pacing 'round the floor
She’s got the heating pad strapped on like a championship belt
She’s got the kind of hunger that’ll make a mountain melt
She’s looking at the chocolate like it’s long-lost buried gold
And if I touch the thermostat, she’s gonna leave me in the cold!
(Chorus - Fast and Bouncy)
Oh, it’s the Monthly Mambo, it’s the Crimson Blues
She’s got a "don’t you cross me" look in her dancing shoes
One minute she’s a angel, next she’s a hurricane
But I’m her number one fan, and I’m standing in the rain
She’s a little bit of temper, and a whole lot of "No!"
But she’s my favorite lady, and I’ll never let her go!
(Verse 2)
She sent me a message, crying "Honey, I’m in pain!"
But then she called me "Handsome," then she called me "Insane!"
It’s the hormones talking, yeah, they’re throwing quite a party
But I love her when she’s sweet and I love her when she’s tarty
She’s got the "Aching Tummy Blues" and a heavy-duty pout
But she’s the only girl that I can never live without!
(Bridge - Slow down for a second, then speed up)
So go on, have a tantrum! Go on and yell at me!
I’ll just be your pillar, girl, as happy as can be
I’ll fetch you all the napkins, I’ll fetch you all the snacks
Just keep that pretty smile 'til the feeling all relaxes!
(Outro)
Yeah, she’s a warrior... (Watch out!)
She’s a champion... (Don't touch her chocolate!)
I’m staying right here... (Even if she bites me!)
(Big 1950s Finish)
THAT’S MY GIRL!