Red Wine

Well, I woke up this morning, heard a rumble and a roar

My baby’s feeling cranky, she’s a-pacing 'round the floor

She’s got the heating pad strapped on like a championship belt

She’s got the kind of hunger that’ll make a mountain melt

She’s looking at the chocolate like it’s long-lost buried gold

And if I touch the thermostat, she’s gonna leave me in the cold!

(Chorus - Fast and Bouncy)

Oh, it’s the Monthly Mambo, it’s the Crimson Blues

She’s got a "don’t you cross me" look in her dancing shoes

One minute she’s a angel, next she’s a hurricane

But I’m her number one fan, and I’m standing in the rain

She’s a little bit of temper, and a whole lot of "No!"

But she’s my favorite lady, and I’ll never let her go!

(Verse 2)

She sent me a message, crying "Honey, I’m in pain!"

But then she called me "Handsome," then she called me "Insane!"

It’s the hormones talking, yeah, they’re throwing quite a party

But I love her when she’s sweet and I love her when she’s tarty

She’s got the "Aching Tummy Blues" and a heavy-duty pout

But she’s the only girl that I can never live without!

(Bridge - Slow down for a second, then speed up)

So go on, have a tantrum! Go on and yell at me!

I’ll just be your pillar, girl, as happy as can be

I’ll fetch you all the napkins, I’ll fetch you all the snacks

Just keep that pretty smile 'til the feeling all relaxes!

(Outro)

Yeah, she’s a warrior... (Watch out!)

She’s a champion... (Don't touch her chocolate!)

I’m staying right here... (Even if she bites me!)

(Big 1950s Finish)

THAT’S MY GIRL!