Yeeeaaah… JRIG Wealth, Midwest to the Lowcountry
Jason Roos, the fiduciary Don…
Frozen tundra to the palmetto trees
Dividends for life, then we pass it down… let’s ride.
Roos in the trap, portfolio fat (brrrt)
Hunnid to a milli, that’s a fact
Bears in the street tryna eat, get clapped
Jason pull up with the rebalance, blaow—market tapped
JRIG, boots got snow or sand
Wisconsin to South Cackalacky, whole map in his hand
Blue Jaguar on I-94, windows tinted like indictments
Roth IRA cookin’ harder than Friday fish fry retirement
Other “advisors” sellin’ dreams and courses
Jason sellin’ silence, money grow while you sleep in the Northwoods
Fiduciary AR-15, every round advice
Monte Carlo sims like drive-bys on the S&P price
Tax-loss harvest in December—deer season
Compound interest my shooter, never miss a reason
Up north Packers bleed green and gold
Jason in Norman Brand, still movin’ cold
The Bend 401s, Myrtle trusts, St. Lucia deeds
Jump Ocean Boulevard south, Lowcountry breeze
Charleston sweet-tea trusts, Myrtle condo keys
Textile money turned dividend seas
Snow on the boots January, sand by June
Same JRIG plan under the same moon
Dividends for life, dividends for life!
Mailbox money while the lake froze at night
Leave a legacy, leave a legacy—gang!
Kids’ kids’ kids eatin’ off the family tree
Roos! Roos! Dynasty on cruise
Never sell a share, just collect and compound the blues
Told Jason “need that never-run-out check”
He slid SCHD with the JEPI specs
25 on Schwab, 15 on the monthly drip
JEPI hittin’ every 30 like high life—that’s it
O & VICI lake bill, EPD the lease
TROW & MAIN droppin’ specials, plug say peace
Year 20 same stack half a mil cash flow
Die at 95, portfolio still 15 mill, step-up basis—kids don’t owe
AIG, AB, CNQ oil sands
DIVO calls, JEPI JEPQ 8-11% bands
MLPX pipes, MSFT growth, O rent forever
PFFA preferreds, QQQI RYLD XYLD cartel
VYM kings, VOO the market, VWO cheap
VEA developed, VPL Pacific, double VTC when bears speak
SCHD core, EPD cash, MAIN BDC specials
LMT bombs & dividends, TROW 68 years—no pretzels
Friday night lights, snow on dash
Saturday King Street, sweet tea in the glass
Lake sunsets, Kiawah sunrise keys
Same JRIG blueprint Great Lakes to Atlantic seas
Badger red, garnet black, cheese curds or shrimp boats
One fiduciary oath, same dividends float
Wis-con-sin! South Cacka-lacky!
JRIG run it frozen lakes to the palmy!
SCHD! JEPI! EPD! MAIN!
LMT! O! VICI! DIVO!—Insane!
Dividends for life! Legacy for the seeds!
Roos! Roos! Bloodline never needs!
BOW BOW BOW BOW!
From the fish fry in Wisconsin …
To the oyster roast in Beaufort…
JRIG touch every porch light in between
Dividends for life…
Then the kids run the scene…
Wisconsin.
South Cackalacky.
Forever.
BOW.
