(Verse 1)
Yo, I’m the Otako Guru, got the knowledge on lock,
Spinnin’ wisdom like a DJ, non-stop rock,
In the realm of the pixels and the anime scenes,
I’m the mastermind behind the epic dreams.
Got the manga stacks, yeah, I’m deep in the lore,
From the shonen battles to the magical floors,
I’m the sensei in the game, never outta place,
Droppin’ knowledge bombs, watch me set the pace.
(Pre-Chorus)
From the heroes and the villains to the epic quests,
I know every twist, every turn, every test,
I’m the guru of the geek, the king of the scene,
In the world of the otaku, I’m living the dream.
(Chorus)
I’m the Otako Guru, runnin’ this show,
Droppin’ facts and beats, watch me steal the glow,
In the anime cosmos, I’m the brightest star,
From the fan fests to the cons, I’m raising the bar.
(Verse 2)
Got my playlist on blast with the best soundtracks,
From the classic anthems to the modern tracks,
In the virtual battles and the roleplay games,
I’m the mastermind, yeah, I’m makin’ my claims.
Check the collection, it’s a treasure chest,
From the rarest figures to the ultimate quest,
I’m the oracle of otaku, the sage of the scene,
In the universe of fandoms, I reign supreme.
(Pre-Chorus)
From the mechas to the magic, from the swords to the spells,
I know every storyline, every character’s tale,
I’m the guru of the genre, the connoisseur of cool,
In the world of the otaku, I’m breakin’ the rule.
(Chorus)
I’m the Otako Guru, runnin’ this show,
Droppin’ facts and beats, watch me steal the glow,
In the anime cosmos, I’m the brightest star,
From the fan fests to the cons, I’m raising the bar.
(Bridge)
Spinnin’ wisdom like a ninja in the moonlight,
Master of the lore, got the knowledge in sight,
I’m the gatekeeper of the geek, the master of the scene,
In the realm of the otaku, I’m the ultimate dream.
(Chorus)
I’m the Otako Guru, runnin’ this show,
Droppin’ facts and beats, watch me steal the glow,
In the anime cosmos, I’m the brightest star,
From the fan fests to the cons, I’m raising the bar.
(Outro)
Yeah, I’m the Otako Guru, with the knowledge supreme,
In the world of fandoms, I’m the king of the dream,
With the power of the pixels and the wisdom so pure,
I’m the Otako Guru, and I’m always the cure.
