[INTRO]
[The track starts with a deep, vibrating log-drum bassline]
[Sound of a baby giggling, then suddenly distorted crying: Waa! Waa! Waa!]
[Voiceover - deep bass whisper] "Yo... why they crying? Maybe they want the beat."
[Sound of a baby crying rhythmically synced to the shaker]
Waa-waa-waa-waa!
Waa-waa-waa-waa!
DJ Sez!
(Let’s go!)
[VERSE 1]
The sun goes down, the moon is up
The nursery is blowing up!
Diapers flying, milk is spilling
But the vibe is oh-so-killing.
The pacifier hit the floor
Now they’re screaming "Give me more!"
I’m not talking 'bout the juice
I’m talking 'bout the rhythm loose!
[PRE-CHORUS]
[Bass begins to swell]
One baby starts—WAA!
Two babies start—WAA!
Ten babies screaming like a rockstar, MA!
Put the powder on the snare
Throw your rattles in the air
Can you hear that? (Shh...)
The tantrum’s coming…
[CHORUS]
[Explosive Log-drum drop]
WAA-WAA! (Check the kick)
WAA-WAA! (Feel the lick)
Small humans, big energy
Crying in a major key!
WAA-WAA! (Spin around)
WAA-WAA! (Touch the ground)
It’s the Waa-Waa Fever, baby
Drive the whole dancefloor crazy!
[VERSE 2]
[Syncopated percussion with baby rattle sounds]
No sleep in the 0-1-2
Just piano for the crew.
Little hands, chubby cheeks
We haven't slept in seven weeks!
But when that log-drum starts to speak
The baby stops and starts to peak.
They ain't sad, they ain't mad
They just want a louder pad!
[BRIDGE]
[Music strips back to just a haunting synth and a rhythmic sob]
[Sound: Baby crying softly... Waa... waa…]
Is it hunger? (No!)
Is it teething? (No!)
Is it gas? (No!)
It’s the AMAPIANO!
[Build up—snare rolls—faster and faster]
WAA! WAA! WAA! WAA! WAA-WAA-WAA-WAA!
[CHORUS]
[Log-drum returns with maximum distortion]
WAA-WAA! (Check the kick)
WAA-WAA! (Feel the lick)
Small humans, big energy
Crying in a major key!
WAA-WAA! (Spin around)
WAA-WAA! (Touch the ground)
It’s the Waa-Waa Fever, baby
Drive the whole dancefloor crazy!
[OUTRO]
[Music begins to fade, replaced by a lullaby-style piano melody]
Someone get the bottle...
Nah, someone get the DJ.
I..I..I.. it's Sez on the beat..
[Sound: Baby yawning, then a final loud WAA!]
Go to sleep... or don't.
Waa-waa...
[Final Log-drum thud]
DONE.
[Pre-Intro]
