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Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Real boy
Hit me with a “wyd”
Leaves me on read by midnight
Meanwhile I’m up in my bed
Rewatching blue eyes
Blindfold
Big threats (mm)
Screen glow
Hair tied
Bare face
Heart jumps at a freeze-frame
No shame
Friends ask
“girl
Are you okay?”
I’m like
He almost died… in episode eight
[Pre-Chorus]
You bring bare minimum vibes to the table
He brings world-ending love
He’s unstable
You say “I’m busy
” he says “I’ll protect you”
One of you’s fiction
But one of you came through
[Chorus]
2D over 3D
Every time
My standards ruined by an anime line
Got me like “sorry
It’s not you
It’s Gojo” (hey!)
If you don’t hit like a cursed king photo
I need that Nanami patience in a suit
Choso eyes
Quiet ride on the train
So cute
Real men keep asking why I never choose them
I blame Satoru
Sukuna
Toji
Choso
Nanami again
[Verse 2]
You flex
“I went to the gym”
Toji lifts gods on a whim
You ghost when life gets hard
Nanami clocks out
Still guarding my heart
You say “I’m bad
I’m cold”
Sukuna laughs
Puts a throne on your soul
You call me clingy tonight
But Choso cried for his brother on sight
[Pre-Chorus]
You bring dry texts
Bare excuses
Unstable
They bring trauma and devotion in fables
You say “I’ll call
” then you don’t follow through
He says “you’re mine
” jumps into a war for you
[Chorus]
2D over 3D
Every time
My standards ruined by an anime line
Got me like “sorry
It’s not you
It’s Gojo” (oh no)
If you don’t hit like a cursed king photo
I need that Nanami patience in a suit
Choso eyes
Quiet ride on the train
So cute
Real men keep asking why I never choose them
I blame Satoru
Sukuna
Toji
Choso
Nanami again
[Bridge]
You ask
“what’s he got that I don’t?”
He dies
Comes back
Smiles
Says “I won’t”
Leave you lonely in the middle of the night
He’d wreck the whole world just to make it right
So till someone walks in
Hits that same insane
Soft hands
Sharp mind
Little bit of pain
I’ll be on my couch
Same playlist
Same show
Falling way too hard for a white-haired joke (hah)
[Chorus]
2D over 3D
Every time
My standards ruined
Now you gotta climb
Got me like “sorry
It’s not you
It’s Gojo”
And the bar is cursed
Thought I’d let you know
I need that Nanami patience in a suit
Choso eyes
Quiet ride on the train
So cute
Real men keep asking why I never choose them
I blame Satoru
Sukuna
Toji
Choso
Nanami again (again)
Details
GeneratedJan 31, 2026
Duration3:06
LanguageFI
Style
Playful J-pop / modern R&B blend with female vocals; twinkling keys and elastic bass over crisp, midtempo drums. Verses are cheeky and conversational, pre-chorus leans into silky stacked harmonies, chorus explodes with bright synths and chanty doubles. Occasional pitched ad-libs and giggly ad-libs to underline the fangirl energy, tight 2.5-minute structure with a fun shout-along hook., anime
Credits
Prompt byMatrixHybrid986
ModelAria v5
Prompt
A female song about how anime men like Satoru, Sukuna, Toji, choso and Nanami from jiujutsu Kaisen is better than real men
