[Intro – twinkly music box + pitched-up voice + wink]
“Loading 100% sparkle… oops, crashed again~ ♡ hehe, let’s go!”
[Verse 1 – bouncy synths + finger snaps]
Woke up in a filter, still half-asleep,
Pigtails defying physics, ribbon on fleek.
Tried to adult, failed in 4K,
My toast landed butter-side down—classic cliché!
Texts from the group chat like “girl where u at?”
I’m lost in my blanket, fighting my cat.
But I roll out sparkling, crown slightly crooked,
Chaos coordinator—fully booked and lookin’!
[Pre-Chorus – glittery riser + magic wand “ding”]
Every step’s a tiny scene,
Pastel heart-shaped dopamine~
When life tries to log me out—
I just spam the retry button and shout:
[Chorus – stacked vocals + rainbow whooshes]
I’m running on glitch princess energy!
Tripping through life in 8-bit melody~
Sprinkle overload, watch me explode,
Turning every bug into rainbow code!
Wave your wand, scream kira-kira,
Make the Monday feel like Friday fever~
Glitch princess energy—
Oops, I sparkle too much, sorry not sorry!
[Verse 2 – bubbly bass drop + cute “nyan” ad-libs]
My to-do list ghosted me, ran away crying,
So I chased it with fairy lights—now everything’s shining!
Besties say “you’re a limited edition mess,”
I said “limited to fabulous, nothing less!”
Spilled ramune on my skirt—now it’s couture,
Turned my bad day into a magical girl detour.
If real life’s a battle, then I’m the final boss,
In strawberry armor and lip gloss!
[Pre-Chorus – even sparklier]
Every glitch is just a glow-up in disguise,
Watch me level up in heart-shaped surprise~
[Chorus – bigger, bouncier]
I’m running on glitch princess energy!
Tripping through life in 8-bit melody~
Sprinkle overload, watch me explode,
Turning every bug into rainbow code!
Wave your wand, scream kira-kira,
Make the Monday feel like Friday fever~
Glitch princess energy—
Oops, I sparkle too much, sorry not sorry!
[Bridge – sudden soft bubble drop + music box]
Maybe I’ll never adult correctly…
Maybe my aura’s permanently confetti…
But when the world feels gray and slow,
My friends just yell “transformation go!”
[Final Chorus – MAX SPARKLE EXPLOSION + key change up]
Glitch princess energy—FULL POWER ACTIVATED!
Shooting star smile, overcaffeinated!
If life’s a game, I’m speed-running the fun,
Respawn in glitter till the final boss is done!
Everybody now—hands up kira-kira!
Scream it loud from Seoul to Shibuya~
Glitch princess energy—
Forever too extra, forever too free-eee!
[Outro – fading sparkles + tiny giggle]
“System reboot complete… see you in the next episode~ ♡”