Pumpkin Pie Heartbreak

(Yeah… pumpkin heartbreak…)

Mm, mm, oh no—

I showed up with pie and a sweater,

Thought we’d sit and laugh together.

You said “Let’s talk”—red flag on a plate,

I should’ve turned around before it was too late.

Now I’m at the table with my heart on the floor,

Cinnamon tears while you walk out the door.

Guess I’m the snack you didn’t wanna taste—

Just sugar left cooling in an empty place.

You carved your name on me like I’m a pumpkin shell,

Then tossed me out like, “Yeah, that’s all, oh well.”

But babe, jokes on you—

I glow without your spell.

Pumpkin heartbreak on Thanksgiving night,

You broke my crust but I still shine bright.

Crying in whipped cream, what a funny sight—

But I’ll rise like dough, I’ll be all right.

Pumpkin heartbreak, yeah, you did me wrong,

But I’m sweet enough to write it in a song.

Kickin’ you out like the leftover cake—

Happy fall, babe, take your heartbreak.

Saw you flirting over by the stuffing,

Whispering secrets—yeah, I knew something.

You said “Relax, it’s all in your head,”

But your eyes were serving lies instead.

So I grabbed my pie, kept my dignity, too—

I’m the main course, you’re just drive-thru.

You can keep your crumbs, I want something real—

A love that tastes better than a half-baked deal.

You carved your name on me like I’m a pumpkin shell,

Then tossed me out like, “Yeah, that’s all, oh well.”

But babe, jokes on you—

I glow without your spell.

Pumpkin heartbreak on Thanksgiving night,

You broke my crust but I still shine bright.

Crying in whipped cream, what a funny sight—

But I’ll rise like dough, I’ll be all right.

Pumpkin heartbreak, yeah, you did me wrong,

But I’m sweet enough to write it in a song.

Kickin’ you out like the leftover cake—

Happy fall, babe, take your heartbreak.

No more “maybe later,”

No more “baby wait.”

I’m stirring up a future

Without the bitter taste.

Yeah, you were the recipe

I should’ve never baked—

Now I’m serving happiness

On my own damn plate.

Pumpkin heartbreak on Thanksgiving night,

You cracked my crust but I’m still alright.

Spilled a few tears, but it’s fine, I’ll say—

I’m the sweetest thing you ever threw away.

Pumpkin heartbreak—go on, disappear,

I’ll save all my love for someone next year.

Tossing you out with the mess you made—

Happy fall, babe—

Enjoy your heartbreak.