[Intro]
Oh, Lorraine, with her golden dreams,
Loves sweetcorn, bursting at the seams.
A glow in the dark, it vibrates bright,
In her knicker drawer, out of sight.
[Verse 1]
Sweetcorn Lorraine, the whispers say,
Every kernel adds up to her sunny day.
Her mum found it, gave a mighty shout,
"Out it goes! No room for that about!"
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, but Lorraine, she couldn’t care less,
Her love for sweetcorn is nothing but blessed.
Eating it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner,
In her heart, she feels like a winner.
[Chorus]
Sweetcorn Lorraine, dance the night away,
With a smile so bright, she’s here to stay.
She lets gas rip, laughter fills the air,
Sweetcorn Lorraine, a flavorful affair.
[Verse 2]
Twinkling lights, she invites to share,
Savoring each crunch, without a care.
Mum might sigh and shake her head,
But Lorraine knows the joy in bread spread.
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, the sweet touch of summer in her hands,
Corn on the cob, it’s all her plans.
Every bite filled with cheer and delight,
She’s a glow in the dark, shining bright.
[Chorus]
Sweetcorn Lorraine, dance the night away,
With a smile so bright, she’s here to stay.
She lets gas rip, laughter fills the air,
Sweetcorn Lorraine, a flavorful affair.
[Bridge]
And maybe one day she’ll find a sweet man,
With a heart as golden as her corn can.
Together they’ll laugh, share tales of taste,
In a world of sweetcorn, nothing goes to waste.
[Chorus]
Sweetcorn Lorraine, dance the night away,
With a smile so bright, she’s here to stay.
She lets gas rip, laughter fills the air,
Sweetcorn Lorraine, a flavorful affair.
[Outro]
Oh, Lorraine, with her golden dreams,
In a sweetcorn world, happiness beams.
So let’s raise a toast, make it grand,
For sweetcorn Lorraine, the queen of this land.
