[Intro]
Step in the ring
Screen vs sea vs sage
Three worlds, one stage
(ha!)
[Verse 1]
Brown suit, green tie, lunchbox swing
Bean in the building, doesn’t say a thing
One raised eyebrow, whole room tense
Silence so loud it’s breaking the fence
Square pants pop in, bubbles in the air
Laugh so hard, Krabby smoke everywhere
Flipping each word like a flying patty
“I’m ready, I’m ready,” little dude so chatty
Then slow staff tap, sandals on stone
Old shell shining like a legend on a throne
“Yesterday is history,” calm in his stance
Eyes half closed, still reading every dance
[Chorus]
Shells, beans, and Oogway dreams
Cartoon clash in electric beams
Who wins? It’s wilder than it seems
When comedy collides with kung fu schemes
Shells, beans, and Oogway dreams
Three minds meet in the laser gleam
No crown, just cracked-up teams
In this crazy, crazy meme
[Verse 2]
Bean pulls gadgets, rubber duck flex
Teddy in his hand like a tiny T-Rex
Trips on a cord, flips into a spin
Accidental genius, chaos for the win
SpongeBob laughing, jellyfish fly
Net in his grip, stars in his eye
Drops a goofy bar, rhyme so bright
Whole reef cheering in the neon light
Oogway just breathes, slow warm breeze
Palms in prayer, hearing every sneeze
“Inner peace,” boom, floor starts to glow
Storm turns soft like falling snow
[Bridge]
[Beat drops to half-time, filtered synths]
Who’s the champ when the joke hits deep?
When the quiet kid cuts, when the old one speaks?
When the sponge, the bean, and the turtle king
Find out fighting ain’t the only thing
[Chorus]
Shells, beans, and Oogway dreams
Cartoon clash in electric beams
Who wins? It’s wilder than it seems
When comedy collides with kung fu schemes
Shells, beans, and Oogway dreams
Three minds meet in the laser gleam
No crown, just cracked-up teams
In this crazy, crazy meme (yeah)