(Intro)
Wake up in in the morning first thing on my mind as I looked over to my side and I just about died damn that bitch is popped where she come from got her lazy eye glaring at me coughing up a lung "good morning honey" with a raspy ass voice and as soon as that happened dog I had no choice BITCH! GET THE F*** OUT MY BED I'M HOPING WE DIDN'T FUK AND THAT I JUST GOT ME SOME HEAD!
But as she pulled the cover back and I seen her bare skin she had no panties on and I felt something on my chin,I hopped up fast on my way to the mirror as the smell set in it couldn't be any clearer
(Chorus)
I ate a prostitutes pussy man what was I thinking
How could I not smell that shit cause my God it be stinking she's a goddamn whore but I went in for more, man I'ma have to stop drinking cause what was I thinking
(Verse)
I still remember that day like it was just this morning I was drunk she was there and man I was horny liquor started over taking my normal thoughts I seen her at the station hoping not to get caught we exchange numbers and later on that day I looked at my phone and the b**** had to say damn boy you fine can I make you mine how about I come over to your place sometime I said baby that sounds great we can make it a date how about eight bitching don't be late I had started drinking don't know what I was thinking just looking for a pussy my dick can sink in she showed up the rest is history I woke up hungover seen her and said you got to be shitting me
(Chorus)
I can't believe I went down on a thot I was turnt hoping not to get caught so I took my shot drunk as hell smoking pot but when I seen her the next day I thought to myself HOLY SHIT!!
(outro)
This goes out to everybody who drank a little too much and woke up next to something that was so hideous that you couldn't even speak upon it you didn't even tell your bestest best friend we've all been there I won't tell nobody if you don't glad black trash bags at your local DG cover that hoe up brother
