Kraken in my kitchen!!

(Verse 1)

Woke up this morning, sunshine in my eyes

Stumbled to the kitchen, much to my surprise

Didn't need coffee, didn't need a jolt

'Cause there in the middle, a creature from the molten salt!

(Chorus)

Oh, a kraken in my kitchen, what am I to do?

Tentacles flailing, blocking my view

Slippery and slimy, making quite a mess

Guess breakfast is canceled, more or less!

(Verse 2)

Thought it was a nightmare, maybe just a dream

But then it slurped my cereal, or so it would seem

Knocked over the toaster, splashed the orange juice

My pristine kitchen's gone, what's the use?

(Chorus)

Oh, a kraken in my kitchen, what am I to do?

Tentacles flailing, blocking my view

Slippery and slimy, making quite a mess

Guess breakfast is canceled, more or less!

(Bridge)

It tried to grab the milk, then the sugar bowl

I told it, "Hey there, buddy, you're losing all control!"

It gurgled something fishy, a deep, watery sound

Looks like this kraken's here, firmly ocean-bound... in my house!

(Chorus)

Oh, a kraken in my kitchen, what am I to do?

Tentacles flailing, blocking my view

Slippery and slimy, making quite a mess

Guess breakfast is canceled, more or less!

(Outro)

Now the fridge is open, water on the floor

I guess I'll just order takeout, what else can I do?

A kraken in my kitchen, who would have known?

My culinary chaos, now fully grown!