Every Skunk Has a Smell

Hey do you smell dat?!?!

Eewwwww dat stinks

Da name…

EVERY SKUNK HAS A SMELL[Verse 1]I hear that rustling sound out by the trash tonightI shine my flashlight down, it’s quite a scary sightYou look so cute and small, with fur as black as nightBut then you lift your tail and I am filled with frightYou stomp your little feet, you're turning around fastI know this backyard meeting isn't gonna last[Pre-Chorus]You want the leftoversI keep out of sightI try to run awayBut I lose the fight[Chorus]Every skunk has a smellJust like every prison has a cellJust like every ringing church has a bellYeah, it smells like pure hellEvery skunk has a smell[Verse 2]I learned a hard, hard lesson on my porch tonightI got too close to you and now my eyes are brightI smell like burning tires and rotten, moldy cheeseThe toxic cloud is blowing softly on the breezeI’m bathing in tomato juice inside the tubBut I can’t get it out no matter how I scrub[Pre-Chorus]I wanted a pictureTo show off my prideBut now I'm burning clothesAnd crying inside[Chorus]Every skunk has a smellJust like every prison has a cellJust like every ringing church has a bellYeah, it smells like pure hellEvery skunk has a smell[Bridge]I tried to be the hero, the wildlife-loving manBut your defense mechanism ruined all my plansMy dog is crying mercy, my neighbors tell me runAnd now the outdoor party is completely done[Guitar Solo](An emotional, weeping acoustic solo accompanied by the sound of someone coughing and gagging in the distance)[Chorus]Every skunk has a smellJust like every prison has a cellJust like every ringing church has a bellYeah, it smells like pure hellEvery skunk has a smell[Outro]Yeah, it has a smell...Pass the tomato juice...Don't breathe through your nose...Every skunk has a smell...