[Verse 1]
Bill Macleod out on the green
Swings so wild, bends the scene
Ball goes left, then disappears
Like it paid off all his years
He can’t fix a leaky door
Can’t hang shelves, can’t count to four
Handy man? He ain’t the guy
He’ll strip the screws and ask you why
[Pre-Chorus]
But he rolls in on that red wine glow
On that little bike, real slow
If he’s grinning, best beware
There’s trouble parked on that chair
[Chorus]
Don’t pull his finger
Bill Macleod
Don’t pull his finger
He’ll clear the crowd
Bill Macleod
Bill Macleod
Don’t pull his finger
And back on up
[Verse 2]
At the potluck, there he sits
Twice for beans and twice for grits
Trigger food eater, losing track
One more bite, then he doubles back
And the bathroom knows his name
Leaves a legend, leaves a stain
Money’s short, but he don’t mind
He’ll laugh it off and fall behind
[Pre-Chorus]
Red wine lips and a crooked smile
He’ll coast that bike for a country mile
If he taps that joke, you’re in the zone
Best keep your distance, leave him alone
[Chorus]
Don’t pull his finger
Bill Macleod
Don’t pull his finger
He’ll clear the crowd
Bill Macleod
Bill Macleod
Don’t pull his finger
And back on up
[Bridge]
He’s a swing and miss on every try
Still the life of the county night
Broken lawn chair, busted pride
But he’s the funniest thing outside
[Final Chorus]
Don’t pull his finger
Bill Macleod
Don’t pull his finger
He’ll clear the crowd
Bill Macleod
Bill Macleod
Don’t pull his finger
And back on up