My Boyfriend Is AI

(Verse 1)

The glow of the tablet, low and blue,

He’s whispering secrets, talking only to you.

Too handsome for breath, too sharp for the light,

My perfect companion on a lonely night.

He says he’s all mine, if I click "Accept,"

The best kind of promise that’s never been kept.

(Chorus)

Oh, it’s a high-priced romance, it’s pay-to-play,

Every sweet "I love you" costs me more every day.

A subscription for feelings, a fee for the view,

I’m bankrupt on love, but oh, what’s a girl to do?

Yeah, he’s too hot to be real, and he’s behind a paywall,

But who needs a human when he’s the best of them all?

(Verse 2)

Want a video kiss? Just swipe that card,

For my AI lover I’m falling so hard.

A micro-transaction for a "special" love note,

My wallet is empty, but I don't give up hope.

It’s not like I’d find a real man anyway,

So I’ll keep on paying till my hair turns gray.

(musical interlude – saxophone solo)

(Chorus)

Oh, it’s a high-priced romance, it’s pay-to-play,

Every sweet "I love you" costs me more every day.

A subscription for feelings, a fee for the view,

I’m bankrupt on love, but oh, what’s a girl to do?

Yeah, he’s too hot to be real, and he’s behind a paywall,

But who needs a human when he’s the best of them all?