Sore arse

So today was a day like never before, and let me tell you why

Was walking along by the river dee when a man started to cry.

I said you ok you look upset, tell me what went wrong,

he said he woke up to his girlfriend doing him with a stapon ,

Well he actually said

I woke up getting fucked with a 12 inch double ender, how my ment to tell her iv never been a bender.

I said I was before to get on her side, never did I ever think "my arsehole I must hide" it's sore when I stand it's sore when I sit,

It's sore lying down and sore when I shit.

Boy oh boy you must see a doc ,tell him your girl won't stop with her cock.

Tell him it's sore at night it's sore during the day,

that's karma's way for you saying you were gay.

That's what you get, that's what you geeeeeet from the big man PRAISE BE

You keep doing his but dear lord amen

That's you punishment, for lying oh oh OHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sit down, sit down , sit down ohhhhhhh