[Intro]
Oh, I was just a kid in my square pants,
Living life with no second glance,
But today I put my jelly rod away,
It’s time to put bad folks in their place.
[Verse 1]
No more goofing at Gooey Goober's,
The laughter fades, and the fun's become a burden,
Underneath the ocean, I wear a badge,
A hero’s duty, never call me a fad.
[Pre-Chorus]
From jellyfish nets to handcuffs tight,
I’ll shine a light on the dark of the night,
Residents know there’s a new sheriff in town,
SpongeBob’s here, I’ll never back down!
[Chorus]
I’m a grown man, hear my call,
No jellyfishing, I’ll protect us all,
With a heart so strong and a courage that lasts,
I’m standing up—goodbye to the past!
[Bridge]
Oh, it feels so strange, shedding my youth,
But deep in my soul, I’m searching for truth,
No more silly games, no playful disguise,
This sponge is ready to rise and surprise!
[Verse 2]
The Krabby Patty’s now a badge of pride,
Flipping the script, I won’t run or hide,
With Gary’s meow and Patrick’s cheer,
The bonds of friendship keep me sincere.
[Pre-Chorus]
From jellyfish nets to handcuffs tight,
I’ll shine a light on the dark of the night,
Residents know there’s a new sheriff in town,
SpongeBob’s here, I’ll never back down!
[Chorus]
I’m a grown man, hear my call,
No jellyfishing, I’ll protect us all,
With a heart so strong and a courage that lasts,
I’m standing up—goodbye to the past!
[Outro]
So here I stand, the sponge who’s brave,
With a badge and a purpose, I’ve got to save,
No more child’s play in this big, big sea,
It’s time for the man that I’m meant to be!
