Seduction in Eden's Garden
extremely serious accusation
not taken light-heartedly
nor with a grain of seasoning
it's an internal affairs investigation
harsh punishments not soon forgotten even in comparison to the crucifixion
of God's only begotten
but Mary Magdalene endured
a similar hardship
when her garden was invaded
by some unwanted deital parsnip
planted by the highest of the higher-ups so who watches the Watchmen?
why do dwellers of the heavens
decide the laws of the land?
it's causing a whole lot of problems
we don't dive into the ocean waters
and enforce Commandments
to Aquatic Life forms
how can a holy Lord understand
the travails of bipedal primates
and decide what's wrong
or right for them?
I rest my case
but the mistrial still stands
I want the name of who's responsible
for the placement of that serpent
was this not part of God's plan?
why do The Descendants yet suffer
for the sins of the original man?
do the Angels wear fig leaves I wonder ?
I call for Liberation
from these totalitarian demands!
I ask for justice!
And Successful
phantasmagorical acquisition
of the alchemistical Catalyst
from the transcendental Oracle
in exchange for an ancient
Egyptian artifact
an archetypical Covenant exchange transactions are done
with spiritual currency
never exploit the sacred
for monetary gain
or else have exact change
in your life
to turn around a critical emergency
the audacity to Ricochet
a karmic Boomerang
and make a miraculous recovery
before Ripley's Comet
comes back through again
no more prisoners are taken
no favors granted
toward an already exploding population there are more graveyard vacancies than available Metropolitan rental space
fact check the Grim insinuation
children of War
wear cardboard faces
cut and paste construction paper
led bullets write in permanent marker they spray paint the chalkboard
there are no erasers
get caught stuffing the hall pass
down the front of your small pants
it's mandatory suspension
without probation.
Now all rise for the national anthem
and then fall fast
while pledging allegiance
to a flag
We Don't Need No Education!
Or Seduction in Eden's Garden
extremely serious accusation!
not taken light-heartedly
nor with a grain of seasoning
it's an internal affairs investigation!
