There's a conspiracy theory
regarding the end times
And the world leaders
drinking the blood of infants
during a total eclipse ritual
we already knew and understood
that the chances were good
that those bastards
met up together clandestine
disguised in pointy hoods
absolute power
leads to corruption
so this group was the most susceptible voted most likely
to succumb to seduction
during a skull and bones Gathering hosted by the devil
the whole brotherhood branded
by the triple six symbol
Cloak and Dagger commitments
holding Council together
in a secret underground Temple
the tunnel goes directly
beneath the Oval Office
Subterranean headquarters
which doubles as a hydroponic
poppy flower nursery garden
the guest of honor being the resurrected zombie Michael Jackson accepting offerings of sacrifice
of barely legal body types
as is the latest fashion
Tchulu and the Tootsie Pop owl
respond to the elemental evocation
but it ain't over
until the Kool-Aid man
pops through the wall
to share a Sacrament saturation
Oh yeah yeah!
Oh yeeeeeeah!
Oh yeah yeah!
Oh yeyeyeyeye yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
Oh yeah yeah yeah!
the glass Humpty dumpty's
main ingredient
was high fructose corn syrup
it all comes to a conclusion
with a lip sync concert
of previously recorded lyrics
nevertheless earns
its Round of Applause
then Neil and Kiss
the Ring upon egress
just make sure not to leave
your garbage laying around
if you brought it in
you carry it back through the exit
the after party
is By Invitation Only
featuring Donald Trump
on electric guitar
this is the Illuminati at work
of pretty much just taking undeserved credit for acts of God
Oh yeah yeah!
Oh yeeeeeeah!
Oh yeah yeah!
Oh yeyeyeyeye yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
Oh yeah yeah yeah!
There's a conspiracy theory
regarding the end times
And the world leaders
drinking the blood of infants
during a total eclipse ritual
we already knew and understood
that the chances were good
that those bastards
met up together clandestine
disguised in pointy hoods
absolute power
leads to corruption
so this group was the most susceptible voted most likely
to succumb to seduction
during a skull and bones Gathering hosted by the devil
the whole brotherhood branded
by the triple six symbol
Cloak and Dagger commitments
holding Council together
in a secret underground Temple
the tunnel goes directly
beneath the Oval Office
Subterranean headquarters
which doubles as a hydroponic
poppy flower nursery garden
the guest of honor being the resurrected zombie Michael Jackson accepting offerings of sacrifice
of barely legal body types
as is the latest fashion
Tchulu and the Tootsie Pop owl
respond to the elemental evocation
but it ain't over
until the Kool-Aid man
pops through the wall
to share a Sacrament saturation!
Oh yeah yeah!
Oh yeeeeeeah!
Oh yeah yeah!
Oh yeyeyeyeye yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
Oh yeah yeah yeah!
