Like father like son

I crammed my couch down the trash at work. Then clogged the toilet. And blamed an old lady. Hope I dont get fired.

Hi can I get 7 Big Macs and a chocolate shake. Make that 8. Add extra big mac sauce. Kyle on two.

Knock knock whos there? It must be Antifa. Democrats ruin everything. And I cant stand queers.

How come I didnt get coins?

Hold the mayonaise in my hand.

My voice is the same since 16.

Im on the roof at work.

Who turned on the weather machine?

Have you seen the wind recently.

I have a pool just like my dad.

Its above ground just like my dad.

The laffy grass is kicking in.

While my dad gets high on life.

I crush basketballs with my truck.

I let both of my uncles down.

Everyone got whiskey but me.

Im gonna scream at my family.

These chickens need some loving too.

Hopefully I dont miss when I shoot the bear.

Uncle Joe just got dinged.

He found a bag of weed in the sink.

I played jokes on my grampa.

Me and my son both let him down.