[Intro]
[Verse]
I crammed my couch down the trash at work. Then clogged the toilet. And blamed an old lady. Hope I dont get fired.
Hi can I get 7 Big Macs and a chocolate shake. Make that 8. Add extra big mac sauce. Kyle on two.
Knock knock whos there? It must be Antifa. Democrats ruin everything. And I cant stand queers.
[Chorus]
How come I didnt get coins?
Hold the mayonaise in my hand.
My voice is the same since 16.
Im on the roof at work.
[Verse]
Who turned on the weather machine?
Have you seen the wind recently.
I have a pool just like my dad.
Its above ground just like my dad.
The laffy grass is kicking in.
While my dad gets high on life.
I crush basketballs with my truck.
I let both of my uncles down.
[Chorus]
Everyone got whiskey but me.
Im gonna scream at my family.
These chickens need some loving too.
Hopefully I dont miss when I shoot the bear.
[End]
Uncle Joe just got dinged.
He found a bag of weed in the sink.
I played jokes on my grampa.
Me and my son both let him down.