Yeah everybody loves mary Jane she's so nice
She's so good she soothes the pain this song is for
Mary Jane.
i wake up early in the morning
Get out of bed, mary Jane callin
My name, so I take a bong rip two
Or three, damn she is a fine ass tree
Now I gotta make me some breakfast
Gonna make some scrambled eggs
Shit I dropped the whole carton,
Thank God cause all the eggs were
Rotten, instead of breakfast I'll have
Some Mary Jane just don't know what
Strain, blue dream, cookies n cream,
Sky walker og, Trainwreck, or pineapple
Express, shit I forgot the rest, Mary Jane
Comes in all different flavors and strains
Whatever she numbs the pains.
Mary Jane, Mary Jane,Mary Jane, Mary Jane
Mary Jane the green goddess the sense milia
The kinda herb that is familiar similar to salvia
But she ain't psychedelic or hallucinogenic she's
Groovy the type of herb you wanna put in a smoothie
Or light up and watch a funny movie like Mac and Devin goes to highschool or Harold and Kumar goes to white castle, she makes you calm instead of being
An asshole, Mary Jane, Mary Jane she makes you want to eat some raisin canes, she makes you stable
Not insane In the brain unless it's a violent strain but she's Mary Jane Mary Jane, Mary Jane,Mary Jane
I met Mary Jane on a Tuesday night,
She was chillin’ in a bag lookin’ fresh, rolled tight.
Said, “Damn girl, you got that aroma divine,”
She said, “Relax homie, take a hit, unwind.”
Now we floatin’ through the room like balloon decorations,
Eyes redder than my cousin’s college debt situation.
I’m laughin’ at the fridge, fridge laughin’ back too,
Bro, why the orange juice tryin’ to square up like “who’s you?”
Now I’m vibin’ on the couch like a statue made of stone,
Tryna find my phone, bruh, while I’m talkin’ on my phone.
Mary got me thinkin’ I should maybe start a band,
But I can’t even clap in rhythm—man, my hands don’t understand.
I’m hittin’ wisdom levels Buddha couldn’t comprehend,
Droppin’ quotes like, “Yo… time is just a social trend.”
Had a deep convo with my dog for an hour,
He barked once—somehow I understood him haha
Munchies hittin’ heavy like a linebacker blitz,
I’m mixin’ cereal with pizza—call it culinary tricks.
Homie said, “Chill.” I said, “Bro, I am chill.”
He said, “No, you’re talkin’ to the vacuum.” I’m like… “For real?”
Haha Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane,
Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane
I’m zonin’, floatin’, goofy like a cartoon brain,
Laughin’ so hard I forgot my own name.
Asked Siri who I am—she said, “Bro… go to bed.”
But Mary Jane said, “Nah chill, hit this instead.”
Hit this Mary Jane, Mary Jane,Mary Jane, Mary Jane
Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane...