Mary Jane

Yeah everybody loves mary Jane she's so nice

She's so good she soothes the pain this song is for

Mary Jane.

i wake up early in the morning

Get out of bed, mary Jane callin

My name, so I take a bong rip two

Or three, damn she is a fine ass tree

Now I gotta make me some breakfast

Gonna make some scrambled eggs

Shit I dropped the whole carton,

Thank God cause all the eggs were

Rotten, instead of breakfast I'll have

Some Mary Jane just don't know what

Strain, blue dream, cookies n cream,

Sky walker og, Trainwreck, or pineapple

Express, shit I forgot the rest, Mary Jane

Comes in all different flavors and strains

Whatever she numbs the pains.

Mary Jane, Mary Jane,Mary Jane, Mary Jane

Mary Jane the green goddess the sense milia

The kinda herb that is familiar similar to salvia

But she ain't psychedelic or hallucinogenic she's

Groovy the type of herb you wanna put in a smoothie

Or light up and watch a funny movie like Mac and Devin goes to highschool or Harold and Kumar goes to white castle, she makes you calm instead of being

An asshole, Mary Jane, Mary Jane she makes you want to eat some raisin canes, she makes you stable

Not insane In the brain unless it's a violent strain but she's Mary Jane Mary Jane, Mary Jane,Mary Jane

I met Mary Jane on a Tuesday night,

She was chillin’ in a bag lookin’ fresh, rolled tight.

Said, “Damn girl, you got that aroma divine,”

She said, “Relax homie, take a hit, unwind.”

Now we floatin’ through the room like balloon decorations,

Eyes redder than my cousin’s college debt situation.

I’m laughin’ at the fridge, fridge laughin’ back too,

Bro, why the orange juice tryin’ to square up like “who’s you?”

Now I’m vibin’ on the couch like a statue made of stone,

Tryna find my phone, bruh, while I’m talkin’ on my phone.

Mary got me thinkin’ I should maybe start a band,

But I can’t even clap in rhythm—man, my hands don’t understand.

I’m hittin’ wisdom levels Buddha couldn’t comprehend,

Droppin’ quotes like, “Yo… time is just a social trend.”

Had a deep convo with my dog for an hour,

He barked once—somehow I understood him haha

Munchies hittin’ heavy like a linebacker blitz,

I’m mixin’ cereal with pizza—call it culinary tricks.

Homie said, “Chill.” I said, “Bro, I am chill.”

He said, “No, you’re talkin’ to the vacuum.” I’m like… “For real?”

Haha Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane,

Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane

I’m zonin’, floatin’, goofy like a cartoon brain,

Laughin’ so hard I forgot my own name.

Asked Siri who I am—she said, “Bro… go to bed.”

But Mary Jane said, “Nah chill, hit this instead.”

Hit this Mary Jane, Mary Jane,Mary Jane, Mary Jane

Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane...