[Intro – flat tone, sarcastic edge]
So you’re crying in the hallway again?
Bummer. I just came for the pills and pretend.
(Laugh track echoing in the background)
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[Verse 1]
I wore fishnets to your white wedding
Spiked the punch, no second guessing
They called me “troubled,” “uninspired”
But I light the fuse, watch it catch fire
Everyone’s sipping on secrets and gin
Smile for the gram, let the chaos begin
Yeah, I RSVP’d to this mess
But I came dressed in passive-aggress
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[Pre-Chorus – cocky, airy]
I’m not here to fall in love
Not here to cry or spill my guts
Where’s the bathroom? Where’s the plug?
I need more chaos, not a hug
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[Chorus – bold, playful, unhinged]
Part of me wants to do dumb shit
Call me names, yeah, I’m used to it
It’s a party, baby—what did you expect?
Plastic confessions and internet regrets
I’m a psycho, yeah I’m loving it
Dance like I don’t owe no one a thing
Pour it up, pass the blame
It’s a high just faking fame
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[Verse 2 – fast, rhythmic, dripping sarcasm]
That guy in the hallway’s name-droppin’ fame
That girl on the couch forgot her own name
Someone’s crying in designer boots
And I’m just here stealing photo booth loot
Pink tee, flask in my clutch
Say I’m “too much,” yeah, thank you so much
I laugh when you kick me out again
At least I know how to make an entrance
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[Pre-Chorus – whisper-shouted]
You texted “miss u” at 3AM
I left you on read with your new fake friends
I’m not cold, just over it
I’m not sad, just sick of this
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[Chorus – repeat, bigger beat]
Part of me wants to do dumb shit
Call me names, yeah, I’m used to it
It’s a party, baby—what did you expect?
Plastic confessions and internet regrets
I’m a psycho, yeah I’m loving it
Dance like I don’t owe no one a thing
Pour it up, pass the blame
It’s a high just faking fame
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[Bridge – whispered, glitch effects]
Time of my life…
Or time to implode?
We’re all skeletons in glitter and code
I’ll keep smiling, keep lying
While this party keeps dying
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[Final Chorus – distorted, euphoric collapse]
Part of me wants to do dumb shit
Gotta admit I’m a hypocrite
I’ll laugh while the world burns low
Another confession for the aftershow
I’m a psycho, loving it
Scream it out just to quiet the pit
If life’s a game, then I fold
But I’ll still play it like I’m bold
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[Outro – fading like neon flickers, heartbeat bass slowing]
I just came for the drugs
And left with your secrets.
Ain’t that love?