I'm a cul-de-sac cowboy
I don't have a job
I'm a big piece of shit
And everything I do never turns out
So if you wanna be a loser
I'll be your huckleberry no doubt
Just remember I'm a turd
And I got a big snout
I look like I got down syndrome
But that's cause I do
I say what feel but dah da daaa duh is all that can mes out
We can be best friends if you don't mind being a piece of crap
So come on over and figure this tard out
Duh
Duh duhhhhhh
Duh duh duhhhhhh