Hook (Chorus):
I’m the Lord of the Rings, but I lost count at five 😅
One for the love, one for the vibe
One said forever, one barely tried
Now I got stories I can’t even hide
Yeah I’m the Lord of the Rings, pony king in the ride
Five vows deep, still trottin’ with pride
Magic ain’t luck, it’s how I survive
If love was a quest… man, I beat it five times
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Verse (Rap):
Yeah, saddle up, let me tell you the lore
Started with one, then I opened the door
Second one came, said “you been here before?”
Third got dramatic like a fantasy war
Fourth was fire, yeah she came with the flame
Fifth one cool but she learned all my game
Now I’m ridin’ through life with a legendary name
Five rings later, still the same lil’ mane
Got a cloak like a king, but my luck kinda wild
Every “happily ever” turned into a trial
Wizard said “chill,” I said “just one more mile”
Now my exes got a council like they meetin’ in style
No dark lord, just love gone wrong
Turn short stories into epic songs
If marriage a quest, then I stayed too long
But I leveled up charm… now my heart too strong
[DJ Drop Instrumental Solo]
[Pre-Hook / Build]
Five rings… five tales… (yeah)
Five times I tried, never failed (nah)
Just respawn, new chapter unlocked
Pony king energy… can’t be stopped
Hook (Chorus):
I’m the Lord of the Rings, but I lost count at five 😅
One for the love, one for the vibe
One said forever, one barely tried
Now I got stories I can’t even hide
Yeah I’m the Lord of the Rings, pony king in the ride
Five vows deep, still trottin’ with pride
Magic ain’t luck, it’s how I survive
If love was a quest… man, I beat it five times
[Verse 2]
Yeah I trot in the spot, then I drop it like it’s hot 🔥
(Drop it!)
Five golden bands but they tangled up the plot
(Plot twist!)
Had a ring for each tale, now they sittin’ in a box
Like “precious…?” nah, I learned from the shock
One said “forever,” I said “bet, let’s see”
Next thing you know, that forever got a fee
Third one ghosted like some fantasy spree
Fourth went dragon, tried to roast lil’ me
Fifth one smooth, thought she might be the key
(For real?)
But destiny funny, got jokes on repeat
(Nah, not again)
Now I’m solo on a quest, just vibin’ on beat
With a crown kinda tilted but I stay elite
From the shire to the streets, yeah the legend don’t stop
Love came heavy but I still kept the bop
If heartbreak a game, I done cleared every drop
Now I laugh at the past… and I drop it like it’s hot
[Bridge – Melodic / Slower]
Maybe it’s me… maybe it’s fate
Maybe I move too fast, never wait
Five different loves, five different flames
But I still ride strong, never ashamed
No ring on my hoof, but I still got the glow
Lost a few chapters, still runnin’ the show
If love come again, imma take it slow…
(…or maybe not, you already know 😅)
Hook (Chorus):
I’m the Lord of the Rings, but I lost count at five 😅
One for the love, one for the vibe
One said forever, one barely tried
Now I got stories I can’t even hide
Yeah I’m the Lord of the Ring
Labba
