Lord of the Rings (Five Times a Pony King)

Hook (Chorus):

I’m the Lord of the Rings, but I lost count at five 😅

One for the love, one for the vibe

One said forever, one barely tried

Now I got stories I can’t even hide

Yeah I’m the Lord of the Rings, pony king in the ride

Five vows deep, still trottin’ with pride

Magic ain’t luck, it’s how I survive

If love was a quest… man, I beat it five times

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Verse (Rap):

Yeah, saddle up, let me tell you the lore

Started with one, then I opened the door

Second one came, said “you been here before?”

Third got dramatic like a fantasy war

Fourth was fire, yeah she came with the flame

Fifth one cool but she learned all my game

Now I’m ridin’ through life with a legendary name

Five rings later, still the same lil’ mane

Got a cloak like a king, but my luck kinda wild

Every “happily ever” turned into a trial

Wizard said “chill,” I said “just one more mile”

Now my exes got a council like they meetin’ in style

No dark lord, just love gone wrong

Turn short stories into epic songs

If marriage a quest, then I stayed too long

But I leveled up charm… now my heart too strong

Five rings… five tales… (yeah)

Five times I tried, never failed (nah)

Just respawn, new chapter unlocked

Pony king energy… can’t be stopped

Hook (Chorus):

I’m the Lord of the Rings, but I lost count at five 😅

One for the love, one for the vibe

One said forever, one barely tried

Now I got stories I can’t even hide

Yeah I’m the Lord of the Rings, pony king in the ride

Five vows deep, still trottin’ with pride

Magic ain’t luck, it’s how I survive

If love was a quest… man, I beat it five times

Yeah I trot in the spot, then I drop it like it’s hot 🔥

(Drop it!)

Five golden bands but they tangled up the plot

(Plot twist!)

Had a ring for each tale, now they sittin’ in a box

Like “precious…?” nah, I learned from the shock

One said “forever,” I said “bet, let’s see”

Next thing you know, that forever got a fee

Third one ghosted like some fantasy spree

Fourth went dragon, tried to roast lil’ me

Fifth one smooth, thought she might be the key

(For real?)

But destiny funny, got jokes on repeat

(Nah, not again)

Now I’m solo on a quest, just vibin’ on beat

With a crown kinda tilted but I stay elite

From the shire to the streets, yeah the legend don’t stop

Love came heavy but I still kept the bop

If heartbreak a game, I done cleared every drop

Now I laugh at the past… and I drop it like it’s hot

Maybe it’s me… maybe it’s fate

Maybe I move too fast, never wait

Five different loves, five different flames

But I still ride strong, never ashamed

No ring on my hoof, but I still got the glow

Lost a few chapters, still runnin’ the show

If love come again, imma take it slow…

(…or maybe not, you already know 😅)

Hook (Chorus):

I’m the Lord of the Rings, but I lost count at five 😅

One for the love, one for the vibe

One said forever, one barely tried

Now I got stories I can’t even hide

Yeah I’m the Lord of the Ring