[Verse 1]
Meet the king of calamity, the prince of pitfalls too
He falls for girls, but his methods are quite "uncool" to do
He trips on his words, and stumbles on his feet
But still, he won't quit, though his love life's a defeat
[Chorus]
Love in the time of calamity
He's a master of disaster, a one-man comedy
He'll keep on trying, though he's bound to fail
Love in the time of calamity, he'll never bail
[Verse 2]
He asked Sarah out, but accidentally texted her mom
Invited Emily to dinner, but showed up with a hairdo gone wrong
He serenaded Rachel, but his singing was off-key
Yet, he persists, in his own, special way
[Chorus]
Love in the time of calamity
He's a master of disaster, a one-man comedy
He'll keep on trying, though he's bound to fail
Love in the time of calamity, he'll never bail
[Bridge]
Maybe someday, he'll get it right
Find the perfect girl, and shine with all his might
But till then, he'll just stumble along
And we'll all sing along, to his love song
[Chorus]
Love in the time of calamity
He's a master of disaster, a one-man comedy
He'll keep on trying, though he's bound to fail
Love in the time of calamity, he'll never bail