[Verse]
In a red suit on the roof is a big fat guy.
shimmy down your chimney and eats all ya mince pies. 'hes not even real and its all a big lie
big brother sayin as the tears fill up my eyes.
o yes he is real i sent him my list... dear santa dont think im taking piss but i really want that and i really want this and theres probably a couple of things i missed,
[Pre Chorus]
really really really wamt nike air max and reall really really want a midnight snack amd really want this and really wamt that and really really really want a new pet rat. Its all lies. NO ITS NOT!!!
[Chorus]
Whats an anagram of,whats an anagram of,whats an anagram of, S A N T A, anagram of, whats am anagram of, whats an anagram of S A N T A satan santa clause.
[Intro]
[Female Vocal]
HEY, SANTAS WROTE ME A LETTER BACK.......... THIS IS WHAT IT SAYSSSSSSSSSSS......
[Verse]
Dear kid your a fucking little spoilt brat, hey your not getting any of that, your not getting this amd your not getting that and your definitely not gonna get a pet rat, lump of coal is what's coming to you, you've been bad going straight through no brew, you told your siblings I wasn't real too, so 2 lumps of coal are coming to you.
[Chorus]
[Verse]
[Male Vocal]
Santa, he's not even realllllll, he's as real as a unicorn, he's just like the tooth fairy, and the Easter bunny, who went in a stew for a meal.
[Outro]
It's all lies, it's all lies, it's all lies, it's all lies, it's all lies, it's all lies, it's all lies, and it's based on lies ALL LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSS........