Oops, I've just farted and I followed through, now my pants are caked in poo, oops, I smell off diarrhea, with my rainbow tracksuit acting all queen, it's pride, many many years I lied, lied about being a mag now I change my mind again and again when I decided to be a dirty slag
[Pre Chorus]I'm such I'm such I'm such such such a slag
[Chorus]line up line up everyone's gonna get a fuck line up calm down pass meeee aroundddddddd, rack a line the fat ones mine rack rack rack ten more, then pass me around like a doobie and then spit on me on the floor.
[Verse] oooh oooh ooohhhhhh, yeahhh yeahhh yeahhhh. Harderrrrr harderrrrr harderrrrr. Fasttterrrrr fasterrrrr fasttterrrrrrr. Ooh e who ha ha, ting twang wallar wallop bing bang who he who ha ha ting tamg walla walla bing bang.
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[Bridge]
[Verse]I'm a bitch I'm a slapper I'm a fucking fanny basher I'm a sinner I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed I'm your help in your dream, there's nothing in between you know you wouldn't want it any other wayyyyyuyyy
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[Outro] shitty piss cyunt twett fuck fuck fuck, come and screw me like captain hook.
(Eww not even captain hook would fuck you you MESS)]