Happy Slap

In paignton town, with frowns all around 'it's always sunny in Devon'.

I was minding my bizz, waiting for a lift off my my mate Kevin

When I saw a crack fiend approaching me

with hands out begging.

So I slapped his throat, pissed on his shoes, and stole his heroine.

Don't come near me , I'll bite your knees and leave you hobbling.

You need a good bobbling...

A hand across your face to leave your jaw wobbling.. keep on jogging. You mug. I'll make your mum jump off my cock and then on again...

Oh no here come to cops again, they got the dogs and the swat again. I karate chop the swat's cocks and swing the dog by its head, round and round I then stop dead. Hammer throw my bro into ten pin Feds.

That's a strike, take 10 lives, takes 10 more to realise. I like this ride, this buzz, this drive. Slap 10 heads and I'll feel alive. One slap two slap three slap four.. your mum got slapped 6 times more.. she's a clapped up whore, cheddar cheese in her drawers, whys her knees always sore?..

We call her hello kitty cus she's always on all fours..

This girl must think I'm a savage as her lipstick is smothered and her pussy is ravaged, I tried to warn her at the bar that ive got some bad habits, like wanting to go at it like 2 nympho jack rabbits and these pills got me hard for the next 16 hours, so what's the damage if we make love out of passion? I know it's what you wanted, so let's make it happen. My lips against yours must feel like magic. Imagine that we're magnets and girl am I attracted.