[Verse]
We met at the café, everything was great,
You looked so fine, it felt like fate stepped up taking its place,
We talked and we laughed, shared a piece of weed cake, got baked,
But then she felt a rumble, oh for goodness' sake! Booty butter trying to escape, no way not today. Rite now.
[Loop]
Oh no, oh no, what did she just do?
On our first date, did she let one slip through. She tried to play it cool, but my face turned pail, I think you pooped, Farting on the first date, wish I could run, I think I have the runs,
[Verse]
You giggled a bit, said it’s no big deal, didn't smell it yet,
But she was mortified, how could this be real, I'm getting dunked right,
I laughed it off, and the tension eased, bit when she got up, grease spots on her but, ohhhh noooo did she pooooo,
Guess farting on the first date wasn’t such a tease, if you speak bootyneze, but it's sure stinks, booty fruit, scoot scoot,
[Loop]
Oh no, oh no, what did I just do let the booty fruit take over,
Oh no, oh no, what did she just do?
On our first date, did she let one slip through. She tried to play it cool, but my face turned pail, I think you pooped, Farting on the first date, wish I could run, I think I have the runs,
[Verse]
On our first date, she let one start rippenn
I tried to play it cool, but my face turned pail bright while, it stunk booty funk no punk, Farting on the first date, wish I had a but plug, moody booty, smells so bad. Now it's a story I love to tell, making fun of her smells, booty fruit, no joke,
[Loop]
Oh no, oh no, what did she just do?
On our first date, did she let one slip through. She tried to play it cool, but my face turned pail, I think you pooped, Farting on the first date, wish I could run, I think I have the runs,
[Verse]
How that much gas broke the ice, my nose, and tge health inspection that was happening, booty fruit, attacked,
We found love in the funniest place, Dispensary, a shart and a stink, booty fruit,
Farting on the first date no worries about fucccing tgat night, she needs a shower, Now we embrace, Gass mask in place, booty butter stay away no weed cakes for her, [Loop]
Oh no, oh no, what did she just do?
On our first date, did she let one slip through. She tried to play it cool, but my face turned pail, I think you pooped, Farting on the first date, wish I could run, I think I have the runs, Oh no, oh no, what did she just do? On our first date, she let one break through like a doo doo, poop turd. air Biscuits. I tried to play it cool, but my face turned white, that smell was ripe, hung out all night, not all right, [Vers]
Farting on the first date, now we're happy
Gass mask in place, poop turd, wanting to play, I say no way booty fruit, but she's so sexy in every other way, Stinky baby booty fruit, toot toot , It's really an act of terrorism. She'd kill someone and an elevator With her booty fruit.
MAC Cracker. 
