Dr P

Dr P's got a potion in a jar so green

Says it'll fix your problems make you lean and mean

Got a stethoscope but he ain't no doc

Wears a lab coat while he dances to rock

Dr P Dr P what's your deal

Selling dreams in bottles with a side of spiel

Laughing like a maniac on a caffeine spree

Dr P's the king of this comedy

His clinic's in a van parked behind the mall

Got a disco ball spinning by the bathroom stall

Says his PhD's from the school of life

But his diploma's signed by a guy named Dwight

Dr P Dr P you're a mystery

Selling snake oil cures like it's history

Got the whole town buzzing like a hive of bees

Dr P's the master of absurdities

He’s got pills for love and a spray for luck

Sells a cream for your dog says it cures bad muck

Plays air guitar while he hawks his wares

Dr P's a legend nobody compares

Dr P Dr P what's your game

Selling nonsense with a made-up name

With a laugh so wild and a grin so free

Dr P’s the doctor of hilarity