I am a green bean
Yes I am from the Mean Green
I still come out ok clean!
Sometimes, quite obscene
So what does the mean, green bean
Have one his sleeve
One thing you should or should NOT believe
Peter wears Parker and this song could NOT get darker
With a briefcase going 2 b last
He popped a can for Popeye's jaw
Except it was NOT spinach yet it was Ra
It popped I popped out in a rhyme
The Mean Green bean was doing fine
Yet some people thought it was time to dine
So right there I spun and went
Turned on a dime
Stalky, balking like a tree
Wondering what had happened to me
Spidy senses tingling
Green thumb, so dumb, so numb what fun?
Hey hun, I'm done no offense to any one
While a green bean can surely be
What others see as a masterpiece
I had to cease to leave the creases
That were stealing someone's peace
I folded at that bet, you bet, I met
A hey ofa plea as one scene kid type heeds
Some scream, some ween they lean on dinky
On landing happening fashionin type of thing
When batting for the team
Happening to be handing out of the ring
The can coped n opened n free
Like a crazy dragon tail wagging
Computer lagging with a broken screen
That fiend that deemed me to a heed a call
Took some Tabasco wacky tobacky to lasso
Some sort of flavor hater
Savor that later
Turn this goop into a treat
I am a pepper not a doctor
Boy you will see
Hardest thing to me is just to be a green bean
Ive seen some things
Some call me G3
But I am the green bean
On that very fact I will now lean
Not to keen on many things
I bring to thee with broken wings
The genie wishes with messy dishes
Mean Green n all over this freaky dream
Got a sift n work quick when strained and trained
The juice that shoots through all our brains
Stuck in a can without a plan
Being demanded to understand
That I cannot even follow my once lost best and biggest fan
I m seeded n tend need to b n the lead
Because one green bean is just not enough for me
One little bean is stepping up on the beam
If I am a green bean just go by colar hand ot 2 me
That does not mean I am made of money
I do not go w red or blue
Most definitely not green
I became a green bean
When one made me
Texas Slim let us all pitch in
There were some things that once got me
Doing all sorts of things that were taught to me
Being served a long with shrooms and onion rings
I am NOT a side kick
I am the real thing
Bad n robbin
Brat man stopping almost everything
Tingling, stinky wink, always undermining
Being boiled on the stove right next to the kitchen sink
While juice is boiling no more spoiling
Any specific thing
I say just eat me
You cannot beat me
I am the real thing
Call me lean
Like Mean Green
I am the green bean
It's what Ive been deemed
I found these genes
Across many scenes, in many rings
I am the green bean
Come and join the team
No need for Grade B Steens
No need for being me!
No need to believe just take one look and u will see
Some things won't change
Its sickly strange!
Right like in your dreamz