[Verse]
Cousin Jake brought his lizard
He swears it’s a pet
Uncle Lou burned the gravy
It’s a family duet
Aunt Sue's cranberry mold wobbles like it’s alive
Every year we wonder
How does this survive
[Chorus]
Oh the turkey tango
Around the table we spin
With a fork in one hand and a laugh tucked in
Pass the pie
Dodge the rolls
Catch the mashed potato sky
Thanksgiving chaos
And I’m just trying to survive
[Verse 2]
Grandma’s knitting a scarf for the dog
Poor Spot
The twins are sword-fighting with drumsticks they got
The football game's loud but the cousins are louder
Dad’s wearing the stuffing like some kind of powder
[Prechorus]
Paper plates fly like frisbees
Napkins hit the floor
I’m pretty sure I just saw gravy on the door
[Chorus]
Oh the turkey tango
Around the table we spin
With a fork in one hand and a laugh tucked in
Pass the pie
Dodge the rolls
Catch the mashed potato sky
Thanksgiving chaos
And I’m just trying to survive
[Bridge]
Someone’s singing off-key
It’s a karaoke crime
But hey
It’s tradition
We do this every time
The dog’s under the table
The lizard’s on the loose
And here comes Grandpa
Dancing in his socks and juice