[Verse 1]
Welcome y’all to lot 19
Where love’s duct-taped and kinda mean
We got Daisy Mae with four ex-husbands
And Bubba Joe who’s still her cousin
Spin that wheel and take your chance
You might just win a beer and dance
Swipe right on that folding chair
If you got teeth, you’re halfway there
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[Pre-Chorus]
Red Solo cups and broken dreams
Mullet matches made on screens
Who needs roses when you got
Bingo cards and tater tots
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[Chorus]
It’s the Trailer Park Dating Game
Where your soulmate might share your last name
Drama, denim, and propane
Everybody’s hot—and slightly insane
No need for class, no need for shame
Just beer, heartbreak, and walk-of-shame
Find love or a fight in the pouring rain
That’s the Trailer Park Dating Game
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[Verse 2]
Tammy’s got a tramp stamp of a unicorn
Ricky’s ex threw a brick at his Ford
Missed the truck but hit the dog
Now she’s single, drunk, and on the vlog
Grandma’s judging from the porch
With a switchblade and a tiki torch
The host is drunk, the lights are dim
Let the games begin — let the chaos win
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[Pre-Chorus]
It’s speed dating with cigarettes
Moonshine kisses and trailer threats
Get engaged by round three
Then ghost ‘em like it’s B&E
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[Chorus]
It’s the Trailer Park Dating Game
Where your soulmate might share your last name
Drama, denim, and propane
Everybody’s hot—and slightly insane
No need for class, no need for shame
Just beer, heartbreak, and walk-of-shame
Find love or a fight in the pouring rain
That’s the Trailer Park Dating Game
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[Bridge – Breakdown Style]
Swipe for the mullet, match for the grill
Kiss ‘em in the kiddie pool, keepin’ it real
Bachelor #3 stole your lawn chair
But dang, he’s cute with that chest hair
The judges? Two drunk raccoons
And a grandma in Crocs howlin’ at the moon
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[Final Chorus – Full Band, Loud, Ridiculous]
It’s the Trailer Park Dating Game
Where passion burns like a tire flame
You might get ghosted or get a ring
Or end up in a fight with someone’s fling
No roses here, just fireball shame
But hey—true love’s just a name
So grab that mic and scream your claim
On the Trailer Park Dating Game!
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[Outro – Spoken, TV Host Voice]
“Coming up next week: Tammy finds out her soulmate is her mechanic… again.”
Cue laugh track and rooster crow.
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