S’mores & Whores

Got the fire lit up, logs stacked high

Cooler full of booze and a blood-red sky

Somebody brought guitars, somebody brought drama

Somebody’s ex is screamin’ “I miss my mama!”

Daisy Dukes, tattoos, bottle in hand

Dirty jokes flyin’ like a redneck band

We ain’t classy, hell, we’re barely clothed

But we light it up when the sun gets low

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Midnight hits, and the wild kicks in

She’s dancin’ barefoot, spinnin’ in sin

Burnt marshmallows and backseat wars

Welcome to the kingdom of s’mores & whores

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It’s s’mores & whores by the firelight

Skynyrd playin’ on a speaker we fried

We don’t need no party invite

Just a spark, some beer, and a full moon night

Yeah, kiss your morals goodbye at the door—

Tonight’s all s’mores & whores

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He’s flirtin’ sloppy, she’s laughin’ hard

There’s glitter on the cooler and smoke in the yard

Some chick’s flashin’ for a corn dog prize

And someone’s uncle passed out with flies

The cops roll by, but they just wave

Even they know this vibe can’t be saved

We’re trashy, loud, and proud as hell

This ain’t a scene—it’s a rebel spell

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No rules, just sparks and sin

Bonfire blazin’ like the night’s last grin

Sticky lips and ripped jean chores

We’re legends in the land of s’mores & whores

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It’s s’mores & whores and a lotta bad choices

Drunk confessions and backwoods voices

No regrets till the morning after

Right now it’s shots, smokes, and laughter

Raise your cup, and scream out “MORE!”

Hell yeah—s’mores & whores!

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We got:

– Beer pong on a fold-out table

– Duct-tape thrones, barely stable

– Somebody’s cousin tryin’ to freestyle

– And the preacher’s daughter goin’ buckwild

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S’mores & whores, baby, let it burn

Flames so high you can’t return

This ain’t church and it sure ain’t chores

Just a night for the wild and outdoor whores

We don’t judge, we just pour—

Welcome to the life of s’mores & whores!