[Verse 1]
Got the fire lit up, logs stacked high
Cooler full of booze and a blood-red sky
Somebody brought guitars, somebody brought drama
Somebody’s ex is screamin’ “I miss my mama!”
Daisy Dukes, tattoos, bottle in hand
Dirty jokes flyin’ like a redneck band
We ain’t classy, hell, we’re barely clothed
But we light it up when the sun gets low
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[Pre-Chorus]
Midnight hits, and the wild kicks in
She’s dancin’ barefoot, spinnin’ in sin
Burnt marshmallows and backseat wars
Welcome to the kingdom of s’mores & whores
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[Chorus]
It’s s’mores & whores by the firelight
Skynyrd playin’ on a speaker we fried
We don’t need no party invite
Just a spark, some beer, and a full moon night
Yeah, kiss your morals goodbye at the door—
Tonight’s all s’mores & whores
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[Verse 2]
He’s flirtin’ sloppy, she’s laughin’ hard
There’s glitter on the cooler and smoke in the yard
Some chick’s flashin’ for a corn dog prize
And someone’s uncle passed out with flies
The cops roll by, but they just wave
Even they know this vibe can’t be saved
We’re trashy, loud, and proud as hell
This ain’t a scene—it’s a rebel spell
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[Pre-Chorus 2]
No rules, just sparks and sin
Bonfire blazin’ like the night’s last grin
Sticky lips and ripped jean chores
We’re legends in the land of s’mores & whores
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[Chorus]
It’s s’mores & whores and a lotta bad choices
Drunk confessions and backwoods voices
No regrets till the morning after
Right now it’s shots, smokes, and laughter
Raise your cup, and scream out “MORE!”
Hell yeah—s’mores & whores!
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[Bridge – Breakdown Spoken]
We got:
– Beer pong on a fold-out table
– Duct-tape thrones, barely stable
– Somebody’s cousin tryin’ to freestyle
– And the preacher’s daughter goin’ buckwild
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[Final Chorus – Big Gang Vocals]
S’mores & whores, baby, let it burn
Flames so high you can’t return
This ain’t church and it sure ain’t chores
Just a night for the wild and outdoor whores
We don’t judge, we just pour—
Welcome to the life of s’mores & whores!