mister. rogers

Intro:

That man at the end of the street

Doesn’t miss a beat

He’s a nosy little thing

Likes to sit on the park swing

Verse 1:

Rumors going around calling

Him a psychopath it’s been

Said that he drowns his victims in a bath

Heard those screams

No one ever thought he was mean

Chorus:

Oh poor mister rogers, he’s gone insane

That poor old man lost his wits

Now he’s dragging their bodies upstairs

Mister. Rogers doesn’t care about what they say

Poor mister rogers

Verse 2:

His first victim was a girl named Beth

Stumbled into him by accident

He took her home against her will

And spilled her blood all over the window sill

Chorus:

Oh poor mister rogers, he’s gone insane

That poor old man lost his wits

Now he’s dragging their bodies upstairs

Mister. Rogers doesn’t care about what they say

Poor mister rogers

Verse 3:

Next was a lonely man called Jack

Mister rogers attacked him in an alleyway

Didn’t give Jack enough time to say anything

Snapped his neck that very day

Chorus:

Oh poor mister rogers, he’s gone insane

That poor old man lost his wits

Now he’s dragging their bodies upstairs

Mister. Rogers doesn’t care about what they say

Poor mister rogers

Verse 3:

Finally brought him to jail

Until his family decided to post his bail

Now he’s on the loose

This time carrying a noose

Chorus:

Oh poor mister rogers, he’s gone insane

That poor old man lost his wits

Now he’s dragging their bodies upstairs

Mister. Rogers doesn’t care about what they say

Poor mister rogers

Verse 4:

Thirdly, was a girl named Shirley

She was drowned in the bath

By that damned psychopath

It was really a mess

Chorus:

Oh poor mister rogers, he’s gone insane

That poor old man lost his wits

Now he’s dragging their bodies upstairs

Mister. Rogers doesn’t care about what they say

Poor mister rogers

Verse 5:

Now resting easy all those victims will be missed

Their families couldn’t even give them one last kiss

But now they’re finally found

Resting in those opulent clouds

Chorus:

Oh poor mister rogers, he’s gone insane

That poor old man lost his wits

Now he’s dragging their bodies upstairs

Mister. Rogers doesn’t care about what they say

Poor mister rogers

Verse 6:

As for mister rogers he died on January 5th

His death was a gift to the world

Because now he’s dead

Everyone can finally rest their head

Chorus:

Oh poor mister rogers, he’s gone insane

That poor old man lost his wits

Now he’s dragging their bodies upstairs

Mister. Rogers doesn’t care about what they say

Poor mister rogers