FLopstar Anthem [But Funky]

(Intro – cheeky bass pop + finger snaps)

Mm-hm… yeah…

Don’t act surprised now…

Every legend’s gotta drop one questionable track, right?

(Verse 1 – rhythmic, playful/confessional)

Dropped my last song, thought it’d break the whole scene,

Had the teaser lookin’ crispy, edits shiny, real clean.

Posted clips like “oh this one’s a HIT,”

Then the chorus came in and even I went… “wait, that’s it?”

Comments quiet—crickets doing background vocals,

Algorithm said “nah fam” and hit me with the chokehold.

My listeners loyal tho, they tried their best,

But even THEY were like “Aiya… um… you good? You stressed?

Let’s be real—

I hyped it like it was Grammy bait,

But the vibe was sleepy like it needed melatonin on a plate.

Even I replayed it once and said “huh??”

But it’s fine, it’s cool—this happens to the best of us.

(Pre-Chorus – slick falsetto, groovy bounce)

But I’m back with a beat that SLAPS,

Yeah I’m back and I’m talkin’ facts—

One flop don’t erase my tracks,

Imma dance on my L like that that that—

(Chorus – chant repetition, meme-energy)

I FLOPPED—(hey!)

But I’m still hot—(hey!)

Missed one shot but I’m still that plot—(hey!)

Laugh it off, bounce back on the dot—

Flopstar, flopstar—still risin’ to the top!

I FLOPPED—(yeah!)

But I won’t stop—(yeah!)

Low-key tragic but the groove still pops—(yeah!)

Watch me spin that L into a bop—

Flopstar, flopstar—can’t keep me on pause!

(Verse 2 – comedic self-drag, confident tone)

Told my fans “trust me, this one’s wild,”

Then I dropped it and the beat said “mild.”

It’s okay though, I’m humble, I get it—

Not every lyric’s gonna be a worldwide edit.

But now I’m in the studio like “redo, retry,”

No more mid-energy lullabies.

We back to the funky, the slick, the insane,

My villain arc unlocked—musical ROYALTY remains.

And honestly…

A flop builds character—look at me now,

Turning embarrassment into art somehow!

Yeah, I tripped—but the mic stayed steady,

New vibe loaded… baby, I’m READY.

(Bridge – spoken/sung, swagger)

To everyone who heard that track and winced…

Same.

But watch me bounce higher than my views did.

(Final Chorus – bigger, tighter, funnier)

I FLOPPED—(hey!)

But I’m still hot—(hey!)

Call it plot twist, I call it my plot—(hey!)

Turn the mess into finesse on the spot—

Flopstar, flopstar—y’all know what I got!

I FLOPPED—(woo!)

But the groove hits—(woo!)

Comeback season, yeah we remix this—(woo!)

Every L just powers my next big hit—

Flopstar, flopstar—this time it’s a fix!

(Outro – soft funky riff)

Mm-hm…

Not my best era…

But definitely my funniest.