[Verse 1]
David Thurston on the scene, wild and obscene,
Lost his favorite toy, now he’s caught in between,
Pacing through his crib, searching every crack,
Under couch cushions, man, he wants it back.
[Chorus]
Where’d it go? Where’d it be?
David’s got a mystery, can't let it be,
Call the squad, hit the streets, it’s a quest,
David won’t rest 'til he’s feeling his best.
[Verse 2]
Bathroom to the bedroom, flashlight in hand,
Mission impossible, gay detective man,
Closet's like Narnia, socks piled high,
No plug in sight, just a tear in his eye.
[Bridge]
Neighbors asking questions, "David, you alright?"
He’s sweating in the daylight, dreamin' of the night,
Said, "I need my vibe, my personal groove,"
Without it, I can’t get into my mood.
[Chorus]
Where’d it go? Where’d it be?
David’s got a mystery, can't let it be,
Call the squad, hit the streets, it’s a quest,
David won’t rest 'til he’s feeling his best.
[Verse 3]
Amazon scrolling, next-day delivery,
New one on the way, though it’s bittersweet, you see,
David’s got pride, but the loss cuts deep,
Still, he’s laughing, cracking jokes, never missing a beat.