*(intro – pitched-down voice, slow 808 slide)*
Yuh… yuh…
StreetDolls in the whip…
Nah, turn that off…
Bubble guts activated… let’s go
*(chorus – big, bouncy, chanted)*
StreetDolls music SUCKS so bad
It gimme bubble guts, bubble guts! (bounce bounce)
Stomach doin’ flips, I’m ’bout to erupt
Bubble GUTS! Bubble GUTS! (skrrt)
This that porta-potty rock, I can’t hold it up
StreetDolls music SUCKS so bad
It gimme bubble—bubble—bubble GUTS!
*(verse 1 – bouncy flow, double-time hi-hats)*
Slide through the function, they playin’ that shit
Windows rattlin’ but it ain’t from the kick
Four same chords on loop like a glitch
Sound like they recorded it inside a ditch, uh
Auto-tune slippin’ like wet floor sign
Lyrics so trash I need a quarantine line
Every bar flatter than store-brand wine
I’m tryna vibe but my gut sayin’ “decline”
*(pre-chorus – pitched up, fast)*
Oh no—oh no—
Intestines just hit the SOS code
Pressure buildin’ like a chokehold
I need a bathroom, bro, this shit too cold
*(chorus – even bigger bounce, ad-libs)*
StreetDolls music SUCKS so bad
It gimme bubble guts, bubble guts! (yuh yuh)
Feels like I ate three-day-old takeout, bruh
Bubble GUTS! Bubble GUTS! (skrrt skrrt)
This that emergency-lane music, swerve
StreetDolls music SUCKS so bad
It gimme bubble—bubble—bubble GUTS! (bounce!)
*(verse 2 – faster bounce, triplet flow)*
Leather jacket fresh off Shein, still creased
Talkin’ ’bout the block but you live on a lease
Mom payin’ the Wi-Fi, still tweetin’ “I’m street”
Bro your whole career just a meme, delete
Snare hittin’ like a cardboard box slap
808 so weak it need a walker and a nap
I done heard better beats from a DoorDash app
This ain’t a song, this a gastrointestinal trap
*(bridge – slow it down, then snap back into bounce)*
(spoken, low)
Tried to ride with it… gave it a chance…
Hit shuffle… prayed for one good dance…
But nah…
Stomach said “abort mission”
Now I’m runnin’ to the bathroom like it’s a track meet, listen
*(final chorus – maximum bounce, layered chants)*
StreetDolls music SUCKS so bad
It gimme bubble guts, bubble guts! (bounce bounce bounce)
Whole playlist should come with Pepto, what!
Bubble GUTS! Bubble GUTS! (yuh!)
This that “pull over right now” music, trust
StreetDolls music SUCKS so bad
It gimme bubble—bubble—bubble—
**BUBBLE GUTS!!**
*(outro – slowing 808 slides, toilet flush, car door slam)*
Yuh…
Somebody flush that whole discography…
Bubble guts forever…
Skrrt.
DickemDown
