Tug boat

(Intro chorus)

I’m gonna jump in the sea, hope I don’t float,

I’m gonna find a bunch of rope, tie it around my throat,

Attach it to a tug boat, and let it pull me all the way back to the coast.

(Verse 1)

I’m making plans (making plans),

Gonna find out what happens,

When a man (when a man),

Becomes your next victim.

And then wham! (And then wham!)

You realise life is a sham,

Maybe you and death should take a dance (a dance!)

(Chorus)

I’m gonna jump in the sea, hope I don’t float,

I’m gonna find a bunch of rope, tie it around my throat,

Attach it to a tug boat and let it pull me all the way back to the coast.

I’m gonna get my revolver, put it to my collar,

Phone up my momma and say goodbye.

I’ll take a deep breath, compose myself,

And then I’ll close my eyes.

(Verse 2)

It’s been a long time (a long time),

Since I was feeling fine.

And it ain’t a crime (it ain’t a crime),

To choose which way to die.

(So let’s look at the options, shall we?)

(Chorus)

I’m gonna jump in the sea, hope I don’t float,

I’m gonna find a bunch of rope, tie it around my throat,

Attach it to a tug boat and let it pull me all the way back to the coast.

I’m gonna get my revolver, put it to my collar,

Phone up my momma and say goodbye.

I’ll take a deep breath, compose myself and then I’ll close my eyes.

(Bridge)

It’s do or die,

It’s time tonight,

I’ll pick the way to end my fight,

It’s up to me to decide.

(Repeat chorus)