Beat: hard-hitting, gritty trap style)
[Intro]
Yo, Coach Aven...
You really thought we didn’t see it?
Let’s talk.
[Verse 1]
You be ridin' me in practice, actin’ like I’m slackin’
But you call my brother daily like y’all secretly matchin’
You nitpick my stance, critique my form
But you soft on the mat, can’t weather no storm
Always smilin’ like you slick, but we know the deal
You coach through DMs, not on the field
You flex for the 'Gram, thirstin' for likes
While I’m throwin' headlocks and earnin’ stripes
[Hook]
Yo Aven, you a joke in disguise
Talk to girls online, can’t look us in the eyes
You childish, fake coach, premium clown
Smile all day, but can't hold it down
[Verse 2]
You talk wrestling? Please, don’t pretend
Only thing you pin is tweets you send
Scrollin’ premium Twitter like it's your sport
While we grind in sweat, you missin’ court
You call my bro like he your boo
What kinda coach got favorites like you?
You ain’t build no champs, just buildin’ a brand
More in love with the clout than the team you command
[Hook]
Yo Aven, you a joke in disguise
Talk to girls online, can’t look us in the eyes
You childish, fake coach, premium clown
Smile all day, but can't hold it down
[Bridge – Spoken, gritty tone]
Nah, this ain't hate — it’s accountability
You wanna lead? Then act like it
Less talk, more mat
Stop tweetin’, start teachin’
[Outro]
So next time you come at me on that petty tip
Remember, I’m here to wrestle — not hear you trip
Fix your game, Coach — before you diss mine
'Cause I’m built for the grind…
You just online.