[Intro – Hyped Whisper]
Yoooo…
This one’s for the cheeks…
The cakes…
The gluteus maxim-A$$…
Call me MC Escher…
‘Cause I’m sketchy as f*ck…
[Hook – Auto-Tuned Anthemic Chorus]
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I’m a Butt Slut, baby, I live for the cheeks
Call me Rump Chump, I ain’t touched feet in weeks
If you twerk near my face, I might lose control
I got a PhD in that vertical hole
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[Verse 1 – MC Escher]
Pump, rump, dump, cunt, splishy-sloppy moppy-toppy
Cheeks so round I called her ass “Origami”
Fold it, mold it, spank it like I told it
Booty got me worshippin’ like it’s holy and anointed
I’m a backdoor bard, the Shakespeare of cheeks
Got banned from IKEA for clappin’ the seats
Slammin’ yams in a Spam can, booty buffet
Ain’t talkin’ toilet, I’m a whole bidet
She call me Escher ‘cause I draw it with finesse
But that ass so twisty, it defies defense
I’m a Butt Slut, bangin’ buns at brunch
Took a selfie with her moon like it’s NASA lunch
[Hook – Falsetto Harmony + Trap Beat Drop]
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Yeah I’m the Rump Chump, makin’ cheeks jump
Pull up to the function yellin’ “show me that plump!”
I’m the Butt Slut, never subtle, just raw
Clappin’ so loud it set off car alarms, lawd!
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[Verse 2 – Hype Build]
Cheek whisperer, dumper diplomat
She bent over once, I wrote a haiku on that
“Round peach glowin’ / Twerkin’ like a stormy sky / Lord, my pants are tight”
Certified booty poet, yeah, I ghostwrite
Ass so nice I proposed to her jeans
Made a pact with the crack like I’m chasin’ dreams
I’m a rumpaholic, dunkin’ cheeks like Oreos
Got that bounce house booty, even Keanu goes, “whoa”
[Bridge – Spoken Word with Sax Solo]
Butt cheeks like drum beats
Left cheek, right cheek—duet in the sheets
I’m not a freak, I’m a connoisseur of ass
I read Tolstoy… on a stripper’s lap class
[Final Hook – Choir Gospel + EDM Buildup]
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Call me Butt Slut, Lord of the glutes
I’d sell my soul just to sniff them Ugg boots
I’m a Rump Chump, praise the peach
She’s a snack, I’m a leech, better call the outreach
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[Outro – Whispered & Echoed]
Sketchy as f*ck…
But classy with the cracksy…
MC Escher… out.
(Butt Slut… Rump Chump… never backin’ up…)
