The Purr of Darkness

(Style: Orchestral, Symphonic Power Metal, Haunting Choir)

[Dark Gothic Choir]: Veni, Vidi, Mortem... Domini de Sanguine!

[Narrator - Deep Dramatic Male Voice]: After centuries of blood and tears, the Hunter finally stands before the throne room of the High Vampire Lord...

(Style: Epic Symphonic Metal, Heavy Guitars, Male Operatic Vocals)

He kicks the heavy iron doors, they crash against the wall,

Ready to face the ancient beast, the king of shadow's fall.

With silver blade and holy cross, he steps into the room,

But all he sees upon the throne... is hiding in the gloom?

No fangs, no cape, no demon eyes, no master of the night,

Just a tiny black kitty cat, a strange and furry sight!

With little bat wings on its back, it sits and licks its paw...

(Style: Gothic Power Metal, Heavy Male Vocals)

Where is the Lord of the Damned? Where is the King of the Tomb?

Only a creature of fluff in this chamber of doom!

[Gothic Choir]: Meow! Meow! Mortis! Meow! Meow! Cruor!

(Music stops completely. Sound of heavy boots walking)

[Spoken Voice - Rough Aggressive Male]: What? A cat? I don't have time for this, I must find the Vampire Lord! Get out of my way, stupid furball!

(Style: Instant jump to 150 BPM Techno Rock & Funky Electro)

(Style: Techno Rock, High-pitched Chipmunk Vocals)

You think you are so clever, you think you are so brave!

You didn't understand a word of what the master said!

The cat was talking human tongue, but all you heard was "meow",

The Lord of all the Vampires is gonna kill you now!

He is the King of Blood! He is the Cat of Doom!

Flying with his tiny wings around the disco room!

(Style: Energetic Techno Beats, Heavy Guitars, High-pitched Chipmunk Vocals)

The Vampire Lord is a cat! The Vampire Lord is a cat!

Shredding with his claws, chewing on a bat!

He takes a sip of blood, then he takes a nap,

The Hunter fell completely into a furry trap!

[Chipmunk choir]: Nya-nya-nya-nya-haw! Meow!

Lord Meow is the King, you better bow!

(Style: Electronicore breakdown, alternating voices)

[Screaming Rough Male Voice]: No! It can't be! You are the Lord?!

[High-pitched Chipmunk Voice]: Hiss! Yes I am, human scum!

[Gothic Choir mixed with Techno beats]: Meow! Meow! Laser! Meow! Meow! Laser!

(Style: Techno-Symphonic, High-pitched Chipmunk Vocals)

The Purr of Darkness! The Lord of the Night!

Miao... *ZAP!*