Weird day

Verse 1:

Woke up this morning, tripped on my cat's hair

Coffee's gone cold, and my toast's on fire

I hit the streets, and everyone's in disguise

I'm pretty sure I'm a chicken, wearing human eyes

Chorus:

It's one of those days, weird and wacky and free

When nothing makes sense, but everything's a comedy

I'm dancing like a fool, with my pants on my head

It's one of those days, where my sanity's long dead

Verse 2:

I saw a giant purple eggplant, riding a skateboard down

A guy playing the harmonica, with a tuba stuck in his crown

The world's gone bonkers, but I'm feeling just fine

Like I'm living in a cartoon, where the absurdity's mine

Chorus:

It's one of those days, weird and wacky and free

When nothing makes sense, but everything's a comedy

I'm dancing like a fool, with my pants on my head

It's one of those days, where my sanity's long dead

Bridge:

Life's too short, to wear matching socks

I'll take the road less traveled, with a rubber chicken in tow

In the chaos, I find my laughter

In the weirdness, I find my snack attack

Chorus:

It's one of those days, weird and wacky and free

When nothing makes sense, but everything's a comedy

I'm dancing like a fool, with my pants on my head

It's one of those days, where my sanity's long dead